Bitter sweet hearts

If they haven’t, perhaps she could suggest some.
He’s not. And she’s even arranged for a lovely, bracing shower before he gets home… well, about fifteen minutes before he gets home, actually, to allow time for him to dry off by running around a bit.
All trainers know that rule number one is to make sure you remember the names of each and every one of your group. But rule two says “Except Robert or Rupert or whatever the fuck that idiot’s called”, so that”s OK.
Top tip: if you’re offended at being treated like this and want to emphasise – politely but firmly – that you expect to be treated with the dignity due an adult, I suggest balling up your fists, stamping your feet and screaming hysterically about how unfair it is. I’m sure she’ll react appropriately and start treating you the way you deserve.
Think of it as an investment. In thirty years’ time, lying in a hospital bed on a drip, you’ll be able to think fondly back on this.
Ah, like the days of Covid when we were getting used to all this. We’ve all got our embarassing Zoom stories, I expect – mine involves a funnel gag, a plastic sissy dress and one of the bulls my SO had decided to let into our Covid bubble, but I’ll spare you the details. Bull in a bubble, you ask? Yes, she had to limit herself to just three, which she found very frustrating, poor thing, but I’m proud to say that I was able to help her work through her anger.

6 thoughts on “Bitter sweet hearts”

  1. A grown man wouldn’t be kicking and screaming as he is tossed over his mistresses lap and spanked like the little boy he believes he isn’t. I’m sure he knows better than to ball his fist up as if he is ready to fight. He might just get worse than a spanking.

    1. Thank you, Squaw. To be honest, I’ve never really understood the phrase ‘take your punishment like a man’. Why would any woman want the poerson she’s punishing to be moaning and complaining about everything, as a result of his arrogance and entirely undue sense of self-worth?

      I find snivelling, cringing cowardice serves me perfectly well, in most circumstances.

      Best wishes

      S

      1. Agreed, she may have some mercy, if you don’t pretend to be a “tough guy” as she beats your ass. Whimper, and moan like the sissy you truly are, and she may go easy on you depending on the offense.

        1. Oh, I rarely pretend to be a ‘tough guy’ and when you’re being whipped, it’s not an easy deception to pull off anyway.

          Honesty is the best policy and we know what happens to boys who tell lies, after all.

          Best wishes

          S

  2. Proof of Life

    Far be it from me to offer advice to a woman, but in the first caption that lovely lady might want proof of life from her husband’s captors.

    I believe a severed body part in the post is traditional. And amusing

    1. It would have to be a body part she recognises… or I suppose they could also do a video of them cutting it off. As you say, it’s all a bit uncertain so I’m sure she’d feel greatly reassured if she could settle down one evening, maybe with a friend, to watch that.

      Best wishes

      S

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