Implacably romantic

Ah…. the holidays are over. So much laundry to do, so many ‘thank you for the fuck’ postcards to send to her holiday beaux. But it’s good to be back to abnormal.

“Even”? Ohh….
This (tiresomely) repeated theme I run here, of dommes getting bored during foot or shoe worship is thoroughly inaccurate, of course. One of my former dommes used to say she loved extended shoe worship play – it gave her a chance to catch up on all her social media.
Nothing like being fucked up the arse and in the mouth by a gang of big hairy men to cure that irrational fear of gay sex. At the very least, it can turn it into a rational fear and it might even be the start of something beautiful.
Whichever kind Mistress Mina wants, I would suggest. But he might be limited to marques that don’t involve a lot of plosive consonant sounds, given the ball-gag.
Nothing unusual about feeling a bit nervous before getting married. It’s like going to the dentist… as soon as you’re strapped to the chair and you realise the dentist is planning to use a manual drill on your teeth and she’s not giving you anaesthetic, it’s too late so you might as well just lie back and scream so she can enjoy it.
Not illegal. It’s OK to own a cattle prod, as long as you don’t use it on animals, because there are animal cruelty laws preventing that.

4 thoughts on “Implacably romantic”

  1. Señor Servitor.
    Oh this romance stuff gives me a headache. The expression goes “You win by losing”. ¿Is British expression? I feel like I loose by losing. La señora to me said that I must “keep my chin up”; but I feel my chin has nothing to do with my orgasm denial. Silent desperation.
    Ninguno espero.
    Alberto

    1. Once again, Alberto, if it isn’t a British expression it certainly should be.

      As for the chin, if one encounters any difficulty keeping it up, so the mouthg remains in the approved position long enough, I undersdtand there are neck corsets available, or just the timeless nose clip and chain.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. Cattle Prods and UK Law

    Just a reminder: it is specificaly forbidden in English and Scottish law to use a cattle prod on the anus. Of cattle. Or sheep. And horses.

    So that’s OK then.

    PP

    1. Quite right too, PP. My SO was in a riding gear shop the other day and was trying out all of the whips for weight and asking whether any had lead shot embedded in the keepers (the offcial and quite appropriate name for the leather hurty bit at the end). The salespeople were looking worried, and then when she started enquiring about spurs too I really think she was in danger of being reported to the RSPCA, had she not realised that something was amiss and explained the situation. How everyone laughed.

      Animal welfare laws are essential in a civilised society and we’ve come a long way. I once tried out a pig stall that meets modern farming standards and I have to say it was remarkably roomy, although the pig thoroughly resented having me share its home for the weekend.

      Best wishes

      S

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