“We’ll take our tea in the punishment room, Watkins, as I’m afraid His Lordship needs an extended session today. No tea for him of course but do ask Cook to whip up one of her marvellous horseradish enemas, will you?”
More Downton Domination.






“We’ll take our tea in the punishment room, Watkins, as I’m afraid His Lordship needs an extended session today. No tea for him of course but do ask Cook to whip up one of her marvellous horseradish enemas, will you?”
More Downton Domination.
Yes, Miss Joy, what you heard was correct. Can I please volunteer to be the miserable wretch who didn’t clean the prefect’s room properly and would you like to play the part of the prefect? There is usually a cane or a belt somewhere around. I think (hope) you might enjoy it and I would too. Oww. Owww. oww. Thank you Sir, I mean thank you Miss Joy. Owwwwww . Maybe I won’t enjoy it as much as I thought.
And then Miss Joy, there is another quaint tradition which you might like to try; the roasting of the fortunate/unfortunate miscreant in front of the common room fire. Always good fun but you might want to put your fur to one side.
That’s the spirit, Meliisa. And if in the course of fagging for Miss Joy you experience certain… untoward desires, just let her know and I’m sure she’ll be only too happy to help relieve them, by sending you on a five mile run followed by a cold shower.
Hope your crumpets didn’t get too toasted during the roasting.
Best wishes
S