She’s right on this one

And all the other ones.

Scurrying skills required, I’d say.
Obviously, in dental play she avoids doing anything for which you need years of specialised training. Using anaesthetic, for instance, which can be quite dangerous if you don’t know exactly what you’re doing, so she wisely never tries it.

Miss Chambers of Cruella, of course – and although it’s not in the foreground, it is in profile so once again, I will obsessively draw your attention to that lovely nose. Cleopatra has nothing on Miss Chambers. Now go and buy Andy’s stuff before he changes his mind about selling it online!

Well that’s hardly difficult.
Just for once, the queue for the ladies’ isn’t that bad but she’s always wanted to try this.
That’s the thing about a visit to OWK – it helps you confront your irrational fears and replace them with rational ones.
‘All men are equal’ – sure. I can get behind that. But that’s about as far as it goes.

2 thoughts on “She’s right on this one”

    1. Feel the fear but send the email requesting a session, is more my style, Nonny. And then get really stressed out on the day, by all the requirements to text her at a particular time when you reach the right street, in order to be told which doorbell to press…

      I understand that one former client did write a book about OWK, by the way, called “Perfection and Perverts” but for some reason or other it ended up annoying both Lady Clara and Lady Nicole (to be fair, I understand most OWK Ladies are very easy to annoy, bless ’em), so all the copies needed to be tracked down, pulped and the resulting paper slurry eaten. If you ever do find a copy, on some rare books stall or other, do drop a note to the author so he can confess and explain to the Ladies why he failed to follow perfectly clear commands.

      I once started a whodunnit detective story set in the OWK and who knows, perhaps one day I’ll bother finishing it.

      Best wishes

      S

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