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Unassertiveness training
Well, if she’s fine with it, I suppose you can just carry on twitching!
Not quite sure what she’s saying here… but just go along with it.
If all else fails ‘being male’ is usually a safe bet, although any dommes sessioning with me should be warned I barely qualify. Fortunately ‘being annoying’ works too.
Why would anyone want to be ‘liberated’ from… from… I mean, isn’t she? Don’t you think?
They’re betting on the outcome: loser’s slave gets a double beating. Which might not seem fair – seeing as the slave doesn’t actually get to position the ships or choose the locations of the salvos – but it’s not supposed to be.
Lovely Cruella shoot there, for once not in an abandoned industrial wasteland but instead an abandoned country house. If you haven’t checked Cruella lately, by the way, you should do: Andy has been fantastically active over the last few months. There must be a female standing over the lazy little sod with a whip because he’s put up lots of free and paid-for (PDFs of magazines) content. And you no longer need the bizarrely unobtainable ‘Cruella Card’ for the latter: just, y’know, money.
You could try pushing her boundaries – maybe she’ll crack eventually.
9 thoughts on “Unassertiveness training”
I really need to speak up on behalf of cruel German women. The only Teutonic dominatrix I was lucky enough to be beaten by spoke perfect English. She was actually trilingual – a doctoral student studying the philosophy of Deleuze, Derrida etc.
I am sure she was, PP, and no insult was intended to that great nation and its many Herrins, Dominas and Bizarr Gummiladies. Not to mention the astonishingly well-equipped and hi-tech studios they seem to possess in such abundance. They take their femdom seriously.
The dirndl-clad lovely above is just a sweet country girl, though, with a woodshed not a studio. Her English is a little rusty, but she has a delightfully firm hand and a still firmer attitude.
I am sure that many pro-dominas in Germany speak perfect English. The question is whether they should, given the delectably difficult and precise grammatical structure of their own language, so well-suited to being beaten into moronic foreign subs. I used to visit an enchanting Maîtresse in Paris who took that approach. I still can’t hear phrases like “Enleve tes vêtements!’ without a small swelling of… pride. And I guess, like French, German also draws a distinction between the respectful and familiar forms of ‘you’, creating further opportunities for mocking contempt for her and corrigible impertinence for the sub. Somehow being called ‘thou’ by a Mistress in Bradford doesn’t have the same cachet.
Pussy dominates, men submit to spankings regardless of the language or any thoughts of men’s lib. Pussy just too powerful !
¡Azotes señor!
Solamente un hombre probecito.
Alberto
Funny thing — something like that happened to me once.
I’d just put the thing on him, was sitting right next to him, and he goes, I think it’s getting hard.
And I’m like, No way… what the hell did I mess up now? The thing’s messed up, they scammed me…
But turns out… he was just trying to get hard, and the spikes were hurting him
I don’t even get angry. Just laught and kissed him
Caption 2: Oh sweet summer slut. He has no idea the pain he has coming to him. If only he understood what she said. That whip is rather menacing. Should have just obeyed.
Caption 4: There is no bull shitting his way out of the beating he has coming for that pamphlet. He might as well just bend over and accept his fate. She’ll probably hang him on the rack by his undies when she’s through with him to boot.
Caption 6: I don’t think it’s wise to try pushing her boundaries. I certainly don’t want to find out what happens if my goddess cracks.
I think you got your caption numbers a bit muddled-up there, Squaw, but then you are male and males find thinking quite difficult when there’s no one there to guide them. Especially when their minds are on higher – or indeed lower – things.
As for caption 4, it’s best not to think of it as punishment but rather as a vivid and impactful refutation of the nonsense these mens-libbers come up with. After all, if the Goddess had intended us to be equal to women, she wouldn’t have made us so lazy, stupid and annoying, would she?
I really need to speak up on behalf of cruel German women. The only Teutonic dominatrix I was lucky enough to be beaten by spoke perfect English. She was actually trilingual – a doctoral student studying the philosophy of Deleuze, Derrida etc.
And she was beautifully terrifying.
I am sure she was, PP, and no insult was intended to that great nation and its many Herrins, Dominas and Bizarr Gummiladies. Not to mention the astonishingly well-equipped and hi-tech studios they seem to possess in such abundance. They take their femdom seriously.
The dirndl-clad lovely above is just a sweet country girl, though, with a woodshed not a studio. Her English is a little rusty, but she has a delightfully firm hand and a still firmer attitude.
I am sure that many pro-dominas in Germany speak perfect English. The question is whether they should, given the delectably difficult and precise grammatical structure of their own language, so well-suited to being beaten into moronic foreign subs. I used to visit an enchanting Maîtresse in Paris who took that approach. I still can’t hear phrases like “Enleve tes vêtements!’ without a small swelling of… pride. And I guess, like French, German also draws a distinction between the respectful and familiar forms of ‘you’, creating further opportunities for mocking contempt for her and corrigible impertinence for the sub. Somehow being called ‘thou’ by a Mistress in Bradford doesn’t have the same cachet.
I wrote a guide to European dominas for any confused American subs, once.
Best wishes
S
No offense taken. And your guide to ‘Mericans in the dungeons of Europe is invaluable / hilarious.
Pussy dominates, men submit to spankings regardless of the language or any thoughts of men’s lib. Pussy just too powerful !
¡Azotes señor!
Solamente un hombre probecito.
Alberto
¡Azotes! to you too, Alberto. Much deserved, I am sure.
Best wishes
S
Funny thing — something like that happened to me once.
I’d just put the thing on him, was sitting right next to him, and he goes, I think it’s getting hard.
And I’m like, No way… what the hell did I mess up now? The thing’s messed up, they scammed me…
But turns out… he was just trying to get hard, and the spikes were hurting him
I don’t even get angry. Just laught and kissed him
What a sweety story, Maria. I hope you let him kiss you too, to show there were no hard feelings.
Best wishes
S
Caption 2: Oh sweet summer slut. He has no idea the pain he has coming to him. If only he understood what she said. That whip is rather menacing. Should have just obeyed.
Caption 4: There is no bull shitting his way out of the beating he has coming for that pamphlet. He might as well just bend over and accept his fate. She’ll probably hang him on the rack by his undies when she’s through with him to boot.
Caption 6: I don’t think it’s wise to try pushing her boundaries. I certainly don’t want to find out what happens if my goddess cracks.
I think you got your caption numbers a bit muddled-up there, Squaw, but then you are male and males find thinking quite difficult when there’s no one there to guide them. Especially when their minds are on higher – or indeed lower – things.
As for caption 4, it’s best not to think of it as punishment but rather as a vivid and impactful refutation of the nonsense these mens-libbers come up with. After all, if the Goddess had intended us to be equal to women, she wouldn’t have made us so lazy, stupid and annoying, would she?
Best wishes
S