This is the firm and very fair Tamara Kenworthy. Look at the determination on that face – I can only hope her husband learns to appreciate his luck.
She must be right
Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
4th caption: I mean, what is he not getting about the term “take her hand”? It is both the instrument of his protection and his correction should he defy her. And goddess help him if he ends up experiencing the latter, with his face and was cheeks beaten black and blue.
Last caption: I’d rather just apologize properly on my knees. Im hungry. Dignity is a naughty word in itself. Only dignity I have is what she gives me and takes away. My dignity left the moment she imposed marriage on me, forcing me to kneel before her, kissing her feet, vulva and ring in utter obedience in the church, before walking me out, cock collar in hand..
On the fourth one: I do think he is beginning to understand, actually, Squaw. Men are often very slow to catch on, but ladies like Miss Kenworthy there can be very patient in helping them get there.
Best wishes
S
Servitor’s men have all the l***
(Assuming they don’t want to f***)
Playing darts, well he should t***
Good advice for any c***
Mr Mouse (with apologies to Albert Uderzo and others),
Why censor yourself? Particularly on words that are clean like ‘luck’ and ‘tuck’, or even potentially ‘cuck’.
Quite so – no one should ever feel they have to censor themselves. Much more fun to have someone else impose speech rules.
Best wishes
S
PS, I didn’t understand the rhyme before your helpful decoding.
Servitor’s men have all the lake
(Assuming they don’t want to fake)
Playing darts, well he should take
Good advice for any cake
But your version makes much more sense, thanks.
I think the in-vogue interweb phraseology is “whoosh”.
Oh, well. Never any guarantee of s***cess, I suppose.
Mr M
Thank you Mousey
Apparently the estate of Uderzo are considering bringing out “Asterix in the Other World Kingdom”, an unpublished work fully illustrated by Goscinny, in which we discover that our Gaullish heroes are rather more domitable than they had thought.
Strange but untrue.
Best wishes
S
The Gaul of it!
You are absolutely write.
NNN
I love a leg lock spanking. Masculine fantasies of superior strength be damned – he isn’t going anywhere until She lets him up.
Quite right. And then he’s going where she tells him to go – the corner, most probably.
Best wishes
S
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