Sentimental cruelty

She knows perfectly well you’re only doing it in the hope she’ll get the leash out and drag you along. Be careful what you wish for, that’s what I say.
Although some ladies playing it don’t seem to understand the ‘or’ concept.
Oh dear. These social events can be such a pain.
When I pay for a lesbian sex show I like it to be much more realistic. The girls are more sensibly-clad and at home in bed with one another and I am nowhere in the vicinity – usually not even in the same city. That’s how real lesbians do it. I’ve heard.
She provides the glove, you can provide the rest. Oh – and the permission, of course, she provided that too. And that’s the most important thing of all.
Oh those sex robots. I bought one of the latest ones that supposedly has ‘artificial intelligence’ that reacts appropriately to the situation, but when I turned it on it opened its eyes, took one look at me and shut down irreparably. I told a friend at work who just laughed and told me I shouldn’t always fall for the very latest technology – if I want a machine in my life I’m better off with an electric toaster. So I tried that and now I have second-degree burns in a very uncomfortable place. Dammit.

14 thoughts on “Sentimental cruelty”

    1. My SO and I have never really seen the point of those, Mr M. I mean, they don’t do anything you can’t achieve with a good old-fashioned grater. I suppose it makes a slightly more amusing shape but it’s hardly worth the cost.

      Best wishes

      S

    1. You’re not wrong, exer. I vividly recall the day my SO and I played Scrabble in that exact ‘more fun’ manner and especially the moment she ‘Scrabbled out’ (played all seven of her letters), making an eight-letter word across a triple word score!

      The word was “guidence”, if you’re wondering. She’s so clever.

      Best wishes

      S

  1. Hi Servitor, could I have your help in finding an old caption?

    A woman is being pestered by the audience stand-in, and tell him she’ll speak with him ‘after getting this done’ (or something similar). The task at hand is kneeling and applying an elastrator band to a standing, nude male third party. I have searched through the relevant tags but due to incompetence I cannot find it.

    1. Argh… just for once I have no recollection of that one, Mr A, which makes finding it unlikely as I can’t just glance across a page of thumbnails. If inspiration (or anyone else) strikes me, I’ll repost it but this one sounds tricky.

      Best wishes

      S

      1. I had another comment I made which didn’t get through the spam filter as it had a link in it. The link was to the image underlying that caption, if it helps.

      1. I hate to say this, but that’s not the one. There are two captions made from images from that set, I think.

        I know it was one of yours because of the Gill Sans.

        1. Argh (again). In that case I suspect it’s a lost cause.

          I’m not the only one who uses Gill Sans, you know. I mean, there’s London Underground, for a start. Admittedly, their material doesn’t feature elastrators quite so frequently (perhaps the Tube would run better if it did?).

          Best wishes

          S

          1. It would take a lot of creativity to have elastrators feature in London Underground (or LNER) promo material – but I await that brave day with excitement.
            Gill Sans, anyways, is a far superior sans-serif option to the now-ubiquitous Helvetica.

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