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Sentimental cruelty
She knows perfectly well you’re only doing it in the hope she’ll get the leash out and drag you along. Be careful what you wish for, that’s what I say.
Although some ladies playing it don’t seem to understand the ‘or’ concept.
Oh dear. These social events can be such a pain.
When I pay for a lesbian sex show I like it to be much more realistic. The girls are more sensibly-clad and at home in bed with one another and I am nowhere in the vicinity – usually not even in the same city. That’s how real lesbians do it. I’ve heard.
She provides the glove, you can provide the rest. Oh – and the permission, of course, she provided that too. And that’s the most important thing of all.
Oh those sex robots. I bought one of the latest ones that supposedly has ‘artificial intelligence’ that reacts appropriately to the situation, but when I turned it on it opened its eyes, took one look at me and shut down irreparably. I told a friend at work who just laughed and told me I shouldn’t always fall for the very latest technology – if I want a machine in my life I’m better off with an electric toaster. So I tried that and now I have second-degree burns in a very uncomfortable place. Dammit.
14 thoughts on “Sentimental cruelty”
Could be worse, he could have suggested a spiraliser.
My SO and I have never really seen the point of those, Mr M. I mean, they don’t do anything you can’t achieve with a good old-fashioned grater. I suppose it makes a slightly more amusing shape but it’s hardly worth the cost.
You’re not wrong, exer. I vividly recall the day my SO and I played Scrabble in that exact ‘more fun’ manner and especially the moment she ‘Scrabbled out’ (played all seven of her letters), making an eight-letter word across a triple word score!
The word was “guidence”, if you’re wondering. She’s so clever.
Hi Servitor, could I have your help in finding an old caption?
A woman is being pestered by the audience stand-in, and tell him she’ll speak with him ‘after getting this done’ (or something similar). The task at hand is kneeling and applying an elastrator band to a standing, nude male third party. I have searched through the relevant tags but due to incompetence I cannot find it.
Argh… just for once I have no recollection of that one, Mr A, which makes finding it unlikely as I can’t just glance across a page of thumbnails. If inspiration (or anyone else) strikes me, I’ll repost it but this one sounds tricky.
I had another comment I made which didn’t get through the spam filter as it had a link in it. The link was to the image underlying that caption, if it helps.
Argh (again). In that case I suspect it’s a lost cause.
I’m not the only one who uses Gill Sans, you know. I mean, there’s London Underground, for a start. Admittedly, their material doesn’t feature elastrators quite so frequently (perhaps the Tube would run better if it did?).
It would take a lot of creativity to have elastrators feature in London Underground (or LNER) promo material – but I await that brave day with excitement.
Gill Sans, anyways, is a far superior sans-serif option to the now-ubiquitous Helvetica.
Could be worse, he could have suggested a spiraliser.
Mr M
My SO and I have never really seen the point of those, Mr M. I mean, they don’t do anything you can’t achieve with a good old-fashioned grater. I suppose it makes a slightly more amusing shape but it’s hardly worth the cost.
Best wishes
S
Every game is way more fun with electrodes on your genitals …
You’re not wrong, exer. I vividly recall the day my SO and I played Scrabble in that exact ‘more fun’ manner and especially the moment she ‘Scrabbled out’ (played all seven of her letters), making an eight-letter word across a triple word score!
The word was “guidence”, if you’re wondering. She’s so clever.
Best wishes
S
Hi Servitor, could I have your help in finding an old caption?
A woman is being pestered by the audience stand-in, and tell him she’ll speak with him ‘after getting this done’ (or something similar). The task at hand is kneeling and applying an elastrator band to a standing, nude male third party. I have searched through the relevant tags but due to incompetence I cannot find it.
Argh… just for once I have no recollection of that one, Mr A, which makes finding it unlikely as I can’t just glance across a page of thumbnails. If inspiration (or anyone else) strikes me, I’ll repost it but this one sounds tricky.
Best wishes
S
I had another comment I made which didn’t get through the spam filter as it had a link in it. The link was to the image underlying that caption, if it helps.
Should be OK now if you’d like to try again?
Here it is:
https://i0.wp.com/blackcockcult.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/the-elastrator-3.jpg?ssl=1
Mmm. No bells are ringing but I will have a go.
Ha! https://contemplatingthedivine.com/2018/10/subjugatrices/
I hate to say this, but that’s not the one. There are two captions made from images from that set, I think.
I know it was one of yours because of the Gill Sans.
Argh (again). In that case I suspect it’s a lost cause.
I’m not the only one who uses Gill Sans, you know. I mean, there’s London Underground, for a start. Admittedly, their material doesn’t feature elastrators quite so frequently (perhaps the Tube would run better if it did?).
Best wishes
S
It would take a lot of creativity to have elastrators feature in London Underground (or LNER) promo material – but I await that brave day with excitement.
Gill Sans, anyways, is a far superior sans-serif option to the now-ubiquitous Helvetica.