Critical theory

This blog has often featured material about Female Supremacist thinking but has never really engaged with the literature of this important political movement. Of course, the more advanced texts are not for the mainly male readers of this blog – too many long words, for one thing and some of the concepts are too advanced for male brains and probably best left as a surprise for when the Femsuprem movement takes charge. However, today the blog will be educational so stand by your desk, hands out with palms up and try not to flinch. We present some key quotes from some of the classic works in the field, by the movement’s leading thinkers (plus two male allies, who obviously neither lead nor, in any meaningful sense, think, but their hearts and tongues are in the right place).

“I think ‘equality feminists’ don’t realise just how insulting it is to a Female Supremacist – as it ought to be to any woman – when they say we should be equal to men.  You can consider yourself equal to a semi-evolved ape if you like, sister. I don’t.”

Eleise de Lacy, When Women Rule

“The greatest beneficiaries of a female supremacist society would be males themselves, relieved of the burden of taking decisions, to which they are so manifestly unsuited. They should thank us for taking that on – and I’m sure they will.”

Rachel McAdams, The Owner’s Manual: Female Supremacy in relationships and marriage

“Women will never be truly free until all men are enslaved.”

Madame Šárka, Loving and Fearing (translated from the Czech by otrokář_7)

“Scientific and economic progress will not cease in the Female Supremacist state. Female scientists will direct teams of male scientists who will work hard (if they know what is good for them) to produce innovations to benefit all womanity. Brutal, back-breaking manual labour will increasingly become unnecessary as machines can carry out the menial or most unpleasant work. Which will make it still more enjoyable to enslave males and force them to perform it.”

Sanna Marin, The Whip Hand: Economic policy and workplace relations in the Female Supremacist state

“Happy? Am I happy? Why would it matter to anyone whether I’m happy? It certainly doesn’t matter to me – only She matters.”

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“Way back, before I even thought of myself as a feminist, let alone a female supremacist, I started keeping a ‘castration list’ of men who would be much improved by going under the knife. It was kind of a joke with myself… until one day I realised it wasn’t. Until one day I looked at the list, I saw how long it was, I thought about all the other women who must have castration lists of their own, real or virtual and… well, that was the day I became a female supremacist. And to anyone reading this who’s wondering if he’s on my list? If you think you might be then, yeah, you probably are. And we’ll be in power soon, boy.”

Megyn Kelley, In Four-inch Heels

“I often hear males who want to be allies ask me ‘what can I do to help the Femsuprem cause?’  I just reply ‘Do as you’re told, of course, moron.’  It is a stupid question. But men are stupid, never forget that.”

Eva Green, Patriarchs to Eunuchs: a practical programme for female supremacy (translated from the French by cafard)

“Like many female supremacists I have ambivalent feelings about male ‘submissives’. On the one hand, I find them contemptible – I have no desire to enslave a man who wants (or through sexual obsession believes himself to want) to be enslaved. On the other hand, they have their uses. One of them is typing these words as I dictate, while the other busies himself in my kitchen.”

Penny Mordaunt, In the Nanny State. Freedom and Responsibility in a Female Supremacist Britain

“Like most men, I was too stupid to realise my own inferiority. Unlike many, I was lucky enough to be taught that I was wrong. This is not my story, because my past, like my present, belongs to Her now. But She has allowed me to tell it.”

owned Sarahsboy, my place

“Sometimes women ask me how I can be so confident that men are inferior. I ask ‘Have you met one?’”

Annie Hathaway, Equality is not enough!

8 thoughts on “Critical theory”

  1. Now that’s what a Nanny state should look like…..

    Penny for my thoughts?

    Still over-priced.

    Mr Mouse

    1. Just so. Her draft “No pudding until you’ve eaten up your vegetables” private members’ bill alone has been estimated by the Institute for Fiscal Studies to be likely to save the NHS £3.2 billion in male obesity-related costs; rising to £4.5 billion if the “You know what happens to boys who answer back” amendment goes through. It’s the smack of firm government, penny-wise.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. The first principles of a female supremacist government, family or marriage is obedience, certainty and adoration.

    1. Obedience: the male must do as directed, quickly and without complaint.

    2. Certainty: If a male disobeys or talks back or is rude or just generally naughty in any way it is certain that judgement and punishment will follow.

    3. Adoration: the man must adore, worship, obey and submit to the rules of the female.

    A happy society is one in which the female is in control.

    An unhappy society is one in which the male is in control.

    Zoe

    1. Exactly, Ms Zoe. And any men who are unhappy with the situation will be beaten until they see sense. It’s not enough to accept it – they have to welcome it, and I’m sure with the right encouragement they can be led to do so.

      Best wishes

      S

  3. We weak males eventually submit and realize that our true happiness only comes from the act of adoring females, obeying them, serving them, and focusing on their pleasure in whatever way they want. They must know with certainty that their pleasure is paramount

    1. Amakes sense to me, Alberto. Society has to be organised around someone’s needs and and I’m glad those won’t be mine.

      Best wishes

      S

  4. I am relieved that I never met Madame Šárka. From all accounts she was/is scary, scary, scary. And obviously very much to be obeyed (and feared).

    1. Oh, I’m sure she’s just a big softie at heart. As long as you don’t do anything that might annoy her, obviously.

      Best wishes

      S

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