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| What sixth sense is it that tells me that when Cindy finally gets the rock of her dreams, she’s going to want it put right back where it came from? |
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| It’s her way of coping with grief. Don’t worry, she got plenty of cock on the second night of her marriage, though. |
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| You know you’re going to be in good hands. |
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| He was right about one thing: one minute did indeed turn out to be more than was really needed. |
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| If you’re wondering how she intends to tackle the awesome responsibility of deciding who stays and who ends up in the bin-liner, she – oh, she already decided apparently. But I’m sure she gave it a lot of thought – you know, just very quickly. |
Where in the world could you have gotten the funeral wear picture?
I don't know, I'm afraid. There used to be a Tumblr featuring widows – in black with veils or fascinators – but that seems to have gone and anyway it might not have come from there. I don't think it is part of a set or anything, I'm afraid, although it does look like a scream grab from some movie.
Best wishes
S
Well, if there's a funerary lingerie company out there I need to know asap.
Well of course you do. Every wardrobe should contain a skimpy little mourning number, for when you want to say 'sorry for your loss' but also 'hot and up for it'.
I'll make some indiscrete inquiries and if I find anything I'll be sure to let you know.
Best wishes
S