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| ‘Squeakity’ indeed! I’d like to point out that I’m actually speaking perfectly normally, just in a very high pitch and with a lot of hysterical shrieking and pleading. |
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| My SO found out once that I’d taken out a book on lock-picking. She over-reacted completely – as usual! – and after a long and sometimes difficult evening ‘discussing’ it, I had to take it back the very next day. The librarian was quite pleased: she said there was a long waiting list for it. All men. |
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| I’ve occasionally wondered what I’d do with all the money, if I won the lottery. I suppose if it ever actually happened, she’d tell me soon enough, though. |
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| It’s perfectly normal. Don’t worry about a thing: you have a long life ahead of you. |
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| She always finds it quite upsetting when this happens. She’s actually a very nice person – I don’t know why she stays with him. |
