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| Time to put those bra-fastening skills to work! You trained for years for this – don’t mess it up. |
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| My SO likes card tricks. There’s this one she does where I pick a card and I get the number of strokes of the strap equal to the number on the card. Then she picks a card and I get the number of strokes of the cane shown on the card. Then it’s my pick again, and so on. It’s not such a great trick, but she always finds it amusing. |
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| I find the gentle touch of the electrodes somehow quite reassuring and comforting. It’s like – I don’t have to worry about making my own decisions, you know? Plus, every second they’re not making me scream in pain is a bonus, so they make you appreciate the moment. |
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| Big break, Pansykins! Do this right, you might be promoted to skivvy. |
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| Ah… they’re going to play at being sailors. |
