Back after a well-deserved miserable and brutal few weeks at the kennels, I find this blog has attracted over six million pageviews, since its launch in 2011. What an extraordinary volume of smut, gibberish and unfunny jokes served up to perverted wankers with nothing better to do with their time, to be sure. Makes you glad to be alive in this age of technological marvels.
But I also learn that the best of our technological future is yet to come: my time machine has once again recorded a few TV news snippets from some unspecified future year. For once, the images seem to form a coherent sequence (as coherent as anything on this blog, anyway) so read them in order. Or just look at the pictures of pretty women and masturbate – whatever.
