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| He could try offering her all his money. Oh hang on – he did that already. |
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| Gender sensitivity training. I’ve tried and I am very sensitive indeed to women’s concerns. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t benefit from further instruction, obviously. |
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| Medical research has shown that male impotence can arise from many quite sepaarte causes. Failure to leave out the bins on rubbish day, addressing your wife in an impertinent manner – even ironing a blouse badly can lead to weeks or even months of being completely unable to sustain an erection. |
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| My domme uses my real name in session these days, but only after she made me change it legally to “Maggotdick”. |
The lady pictured here contemplating Colin’s immediate future is of course the Divine Mistress Heather. Have I ever mentioned that that she once – oh, did I? OK, then I won’t mention it again this time.
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| No… no problem at all. I’ll just get my coat… |
