So here we go… Servitor’s on holiday, having a lovely time by the side of the pool, scrubbing away at the mould that grow on the tiles, before a great night out clubbing, tied up with a spreader gag by the queue for the ladies’ loos.
So in the meantime, here are some robotically programmed captions – three a day every day, without comment. Usually written long ago, but never before published. Probably for a reason, to be honest.
Just like last year.
Feel free to make comments, but be aware I will not respond until September. Abusive comments from ladies particularly welcome, as ever. It always amazes me when that happens – I don’t even have to pay for it!
Here we go.