This week’s handy hint: safewords! After this picture!
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| Now, here’s someone who looks like he’s going to need a really good safeword. Let’s see how he gets on, shall we? We’ll check back on him at the end of the blog post. |
Here we go with Servitor’s top ten words or phrases that are unsuitable to use as safewords:
10. More please
9. Eyjafjallajökull (unless you’re Icelandic, in which case Vanhankaupunginselkä will do just as well)
8. I hardly felt that.
7. That was great, Mistress. Now I just need a blow job to finish me off! I’ll pay you extra, if it’s a good one.
6. (your bank account details)
(top 5 after the picture)
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| Listen: whatever safeword you choose, don’t be like this silly old fool and forget what it is, OK? It might seem a bit of a chore to learn it carefully, but really, when you’re screaming the place down and begging for mercy for the last half hour of your session, you’ll wish you’d repeated it to yourself just once or twice more. You know? |
5. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? (but you have to pronounce it right)
4. కష్టం నాకు విప్
3. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a
good fortune must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first
entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the
surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one
or other of their daughters.
2. I think you should stop, you’re not doing it right. My last domme was much better.
…number one after the picture (you’re getting the idea, right?)
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| Now here’s an interesting situation. Can there be any doubt that the only acceptable safeword for the bottom to choose here is “Ninety, thank You Mistress”? |
…and the number one winner, with more than twice as many votes as the next most unsuitable is…
…wait for it…
1. Bitch
There we are. Just another handy hint from Servitor. Annoying the hell out of dommes, so you don’t have to. Testing No. 1 was pretty damn painful I can tell you, but it’s all part of the service.
Let’s see how our young test subject got on, shall we? Did he choose a good safeword?
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| Oh dear. Better keep checking in with Servitor’s handy hints! |
Oh – one last thing! Remember, readers, never – ever – confuse anything you read on Contemplating the Divine with serious bdsm advice. OK? Play safely now!
I guess you would need a safeword with some of these ladies. We don't use one at home because my wife stops when she wants to and not before.
Those FF women play for keeps don't they?
Sigh prison's getting even tougher -us humble offenders are now only known by our ass numbers and level of regular punishments..)
Yes, I had a similar experience with my Significant Other. When I first asked her for a safeword she looked at me and asked "What makes you think you're safe?"
Actually, it's not just prison. When you get out, that's your legal name. "Hi -I'm ass number 5, 90 strokes of the cane." Can make finding a job difficult, but then I guess that's part of the punishment.
Its a very handy way of identifying males on the outside. The number of strokes they usually got in the camp can be counted by the permanent scars from the oh so accurate and efficient guards. Of course under and around these permanently raised and scarred welts would be a plethora of "background noise" The noise as this "background noise" was applied could at times be nearly as loud as the heavier beatings. I worry about the guards Women's poor ears from all those high decibel shrieks and screams. Our Women in Black or Blue and often red (blood) need the finest protection in order to carry out their vitally important job. Health and safety at work and all that.
Femsup
Our le. ader has generously agreed to issue all prison guards with their own head phones playing soorhing music while thewyt administer our punishments..).It's a littl;e embarrassing wearing my "Ass number 5" placard outside on the chaigang to detter other men from committig crimes but it's no more than us offenders deserve..).
When we get out we tend to be househusbands assogned toa strict regime pof domestic chores becase nobody will employ as "asses".
You never know Mr X certain Women might look especially assiduously for men who have been in these camps as they are much more obedient and respectful of Women's authority.
femsup
This is very true, Femsup.Prison works for us!..)
It can help us feel truly obsequious and that is a great help in the outside world. Others might not be able to hit the floor and grovel or show real fear when we have displeased a Woman.
Femsup
We demonstrate the qualities needed to get on in this new world!
Yes qualities like attentiveness, obedience, anticipating a Woman's wants, desires, needs, taking extreme punishment and so much more. In fact the government is seriously considering passing a bill to make attendance in a camp compulsory without committing a crime. Well except for the crime of being male.
Femsup
Also knowing that asking your mistress for something is a special privilege, not a right, being in physical training at all times to satisfy womens needs, wearing cheap humiliating uniforms..)
Our leader just passed a bill stating that 30 days training will be compulsory for all males to wipe out thoughts of criminal activity before they start and teach the right attitude..)
Yes 30 days for those who show the right attitude. Those too obstinate or blind to see the advantages of a female Supremacist society recidivists will have to retake their training.
Femsup