punishment? And we practiced last time?
the test. You’re going to kneel on the
stool over there, in front of the computer on that table. You’re going to log onto your Skype account –
no, not the NaughtyTrevor you use to contact me, your real one – and you’re
going to Skype someone at work.
You can tell them all about the conference. What is it supposed to be
about? “Budgeting software”? Good.
Oh, I don’t think so. Any women?
Tracy? Your secretary? Is she?
Well, what an important person you must be, to have Tracy for your
secretary. I hope you’re always polite
and respectful to her. Maybe we can talk
about that another time.
the conference on budgeting software.
And while you’re talking, I’ll be standing a bit to the side with the
hairbrush.
it. Every time I hear the word
‘conference’ or ‘presentation’ or ‘software’ or ‘budgeting’…let’s see, or ‘office’ –
from you or Tracy you’re getting a smack.
And sometimes you’ll get a smack anyway,
just because I feel like it.
Don’t worry – the mike doesn’t pick up sounds from far away. But it will pick it up if you squeal, or
grunt or anything like that, won’t it?
So you’d better be very calm while you’re spanked… just like we
practiced. Calmer, in fact.
change the subject or ask about something.
If it ends before I give permission, we’re going to do it again, only
this time it’ll be your mother you’re calling and it’ll be the cane.
Oh – one more thing. Somehow you have to work the word ‘hairbrush’ into the conversation? You have to say it at least once, in a context that makes sense. Got it?
What do you mean, what happens if you don’t? What usually happens if you disobey an order of mine?
That’s right.
Now pull your trousers down, and get up on the stool.
Good. And log into Skype…
…and call Tracy. I’m sure she will want to hear all about the interesting presentations <SMACK> at the conference <SMACK> on budgeting <SMACK> software <SMACK>.
Oh dear. I hope you’re going to do better than that on the call. Otherwise Tracy might – ah, it’s ringing!
Come on Tracy…
“Hello? Oh, is that Trevor? Wow – the picture’s really clear. How’s the conference?”
<SMACK!>
…
Sounds like a fitting punishment -though Trevor is lucky he's not ordered ti skype in wearing a secreatary's outfit..)
This is brilliant! Wife should fax a list of housework chores to Tracy, and ask her to give it to hubby. She could also loan hubby to Tracy to do her housework too. I would someone to post that fax message here.