Oh! Well, ermm… I mean I’m flattered obviously,
but..
but..
No,
no, it’s not that I’m doing anything else, it’s just that…
no, it’s not that I’m doing anything else, it’s just that…
Well,
as we’re going to be working together I took the liberty of looking you up on
ratemyboyfriend.com. And it –
as we’re going to be working together I took the liberty of looking you up on
ratemyboyfriend.com. And it –
– oh, it’s a sort of dating information
site. Women-only. It’s very popular
just now. Most men are in it –
site. Women-only. It’s very popular
just now. Most men are in it –
Anyway,
I was looking you up on that and you’re in the five inches or fewer category, you see, and I just think I like to have a slightly larger
penis than yours, if you don’t mind. You
know – I mean I could live with six inches or even a bit less, but…
I was looking you up on that and you’re in the five inches or fewer category, you see, and I just think I like to have a slightly larger
penis than yours, if you don’t mind. You
know – I mean I could live with six inches or even a bit less, but…
Sure,
no problem at all. Nothing personal, I
hope you weren’t offended?
no problem at all. Nothing personal, I
hope you weren’t offended?
Great. Actually, I don’t think it would work out
anyway. I tend to like to go a few
times, so I look for an average of at least three or more per night, and yours
is only 0.6. I guess it doesn’t always
work? I know there are some women who
don’t mind that. But I do.
anyway. I tend to like to go a few
times, so I look for an average of at least three or more per night, and yours
is only 0.6. I guess it doesn’t always
work? I know there are some women who
don’t mind that. But I do.
Oh – and the thing you like to do with the sweaty
trainers? I’m afraid I’m just not
into –
trainers? I’m afraid I’m just not
into –
Hmm? Who? Oh, someone called Cindy I think. Probably not her real name. Prostitutes rarely provide them. It was only last Tuesday anyway, so you must
remember –
remember –
Sure! Sure, we’ll say no more about it. See you in the team meeting tomorrow! Have a good evening!
You'd better be a very good boy for her; maybe do some of her routine work.
Yes, well, I offered to do that. And she just said I was a sick, deranged little submissive sex pervert. Women, eh?