For her



Weirdest client?  Oh,
I dunno. I mean, they’re all weird, aren’t they?

There was one once though – quite a regular.  And I had a party for my regular subs and
they got to arguing about which one adored me most – silly old fuckers, like I
care as long as they keep paying! 
Anyway, they decided to settle it with a breath-holding contest.   And when it was this guy’s turn, he took out
a roll of duct tape and wrapped his mouth up, popped a clamp onto his nose and
then slipped a pair of handcuffs on behind his back! 

Well, as you can imagine, after a minute or so, he was writhing around and all purple in the face, and I was just
about to look around for something to cut the tape when one of the other slaves
said “Shouldn’t you cut him loose, Mistress?”. 
Well, of course you can’t stand for that sort of impertinence, so I gave
him a good slap and I settled back in my chair and said “He’ll breathe again
when I decide, slave, not before.”  All haughty-like, you know.  You have to be like that, as a domme.  They like it.

And I gave it a bit longer and then I graciously instructed
them to cut his gag off.  And they faffed
about and panicked like slaves will. And then it was all too late!

Hmm? Oh no. Not dead. 
Severe brain damage, though.  It’s
the oxygen, apparently.

Shame really.  So
maybe he was the weirdest…. Oh, but hang on, there was other guy that had this
thing about asparagus!   And you know how
asparagus makes your wee smell? So one time – oh this is really funny, even
funnier than the other thing! – one time, right, this guy brought a big bunch
of asparagus with him and… 

Well versed in etiquette

Fastidious and precise.

Maybe ask for a prescription for some painkillers?

Well, obviously not every month.  That would be silly.  But maybe occasionally..?

Shame clothing. I’ve never found I’ve needed it.

Who needs pocket money when your skirts don’t even have pockets?

Hmm.  It might be a while before the next blog posting.  And it might be a bit dull… (more so than usual, even).




She looked me up and down and really put me in my place

She said: “Nice legs, shame about your face.”


Been revisiting the music of my teenage years.  Although to be honest this one provides a rather more accurate picture of my dating experience. And this one is just timeless, as far as I’m concerned.

Actually, as a former investment banker he’d probably be better at handling the financial negotiations himself.  But they each have their own role in the business, I suppose.

I hate it when that happens.  But then I hate it when it doesn’t, too.  You know?

He used to be a client.  A lot of the stuff that’s lying around did.  Some of the leather coverings too, if we’re brutally honest about things.

Especially with her reading circle coming round to discuss it that very evening.

That’s good. Because when Madame Svetlana is displeased, very regrettable things happen.

Kiss the boys and make them cry

Phwoah.
The ‘client’ in this picture was of course the remarkable, rather intimidating… OK, very intimidating, Mistress Cassie Hunter.




Yeah, I tried vanilla sex once.  Well, I tried to try it anyway… but she wasn’t having any of it.







There’s men would kill to be in his position. Perhaps one day she’ll let them.




No reason not to mix business with pleasure.







Ah.. voluntary consent.  It’s just non-negotiable. As George is finding out.


Brand awareness



But how silly, darling! Is that why you haven’t wanted to play bondage games lately?


I told you at the time, didn’t I? I just wanted the branding irons in my initials as a symbol of your submission to me.    I wasn’t planning actually to use them!


And I can see if you were thinking that already, that you might find it a bit worrying when I got those workmen in, to unblock the fire in our bedroom.

But I just thought it would be sexy sometimes to have a real fire going, you know? Just imagine the reflections of the flames on my shiny leather or latex, hmm?


And don’t the branding irons look awfully nice fixed to the wall above the fire, like that?


Really, though, I can’t believe you thought I might burn my initials into your flesh without consent! I mean, after all that fuss you made when I tried to play just a little with a lit cigarette against your skin? Do you remember?  I’ve never heard such a noise!  Imagine if I held a hot iron to your buttocks for a slow count of three. You’d scream the place down wouldn’t you?  And we’d have the neighbours calling the police!


Well, unless you were really, really tightly gagged, obviously. Like with a couple of balled-up panties under that new muzzle gag I got you.

Or the inflatable gag, I suppose.  That would be OK. And you’d need a harness, so you couldn’t struggle much, so the letter comes out nice and clearly.

But anyway, it doesn’t matter because I’m not going to do it, am I?  So can you stop being so paranoid, and let your goddess wife start tying you up again, hmm?

Look – I’m wearing your favourite outfit. How about you let me tie you up tightly, just like I used to – OK?  And do terrible, evil things to you. 

Tell you what – I promise not to burn my initials deep into your quivering, naked flesh if you can get me to come three times!
Deal?


Joking! I’m joking… Good grief, darling. Try to keep a sense of proportion, OK?

Begging her pardon

I’m ready for a fuck, too.  Have been for several years, now.  Oh well.

If they win this one, they’ll be up against the winners of the boys school competition, in the final.  I think they’ll probably give the boys quite a hard time, don’t you?

Aww… sweet.
 This is from the excellent Men are Slaves site, which in addition to the pay site identified on the photo, has a remarkably generous tumblr with free samples.

You only live once, I say.

She could try asking him after the session.


A little talk







Hey honey. You wanna talk about what you saw Mommy and Daddy
doing last night?
No, I know you don’t honey. 
But I think we should.  It’s
nothing to be ashamed or afraid about. 
Mommy and daddy were just a bit surprised when you burst into our room
like that, that’s all.
See… when a man loves a woman very much he wants to… well,
to make her happy.  And Daddy likes to
make Mommy happy you see, because he loves me very much.  And when a man and a woman are married, what
you saw last night is one of the things they do.
Well, sure it hurts Daddy, honey.  Like at school, when Mrs Andrews hits you
with the paddle. Only Daddy takes his shorts off, so I guess it hurts even
more.
Yeah, I have a cane too, honey.  And you know how much that hurts from when
you had to see the Headmistress that time, don’t you?
But see, Daddy doesn’t really mind that it hurts.  Because he wants to make me happy and he
knows that I’ll only do that to him when there’s something he’s done that makes
me cross, you see.
Yeah, I know how much you hate being paddled, honey.  But that’s Mrs Andrews.  She’s an old lady.  Daddy wouldn’t like being paddled by an old
lady.  But when a man and a woman are
about the same age, it’s different, see, because – 
Like you and Suzie? 
What do you mean, like you and Suzie, honey? Suzie Franklin?
No, really honey, just tell me.  Mommy promises not to be angry.
Did she?  Wow.  Over her knee like a little boy, huh?  Did she pull your trousers down when she
smacked you?
Mmmm.  Well, yeah, OK.
That’s kinda the same thing.  I used to
spank boys across my knee when I was a teenager too, actually!  It’s a good game.  Did you enjoy it?
Yeah?  It got
stiff?  Did that feel good?  Sure, no, that’s great.
Well yeah, see, that’s just like it feels between me and
Daddy, honey.  Only Daddy’s thing can’t
get stiff because of that tube.
Suzie’s a really nice girl, isn’t she?  I’ve always liked her – big and strong, like
her Mom!
So… do you wanna invite Suzie round some time?  Maybe for Sunday lunch?  You could help Daddy with the cooking, how
about that? Girls really like it when boys cook for them, and serve them at
table and stuff like that. And maybe if Suzie’s not happy about any of the food
or your attitude, maybe she could take you upstairs with a hairbrush, huh?
Well, yeah.  Kinda
like a girlfriend, honey.  Do you think
she’d like that?
Well, I think she’d like that.  You’re a cute boy – I’m sure lots of girls
want to put you across their knee!
Oh – hey!  Don’t be
embarrassed honey!  I’m not embarrassed,
am I?  No.  I’m really glad we’ve had this talk.
Now why don’t you go and tell Daddy he can come down?  He’s up on the landing, standing in his
naughty corner with his face against the wall. 
You can tell him we’ve had this little talk, and that it’s all OK now,
OK? It was really Daddy’s fault see – he was supposed to lock our door.  So Mommy got quite cross with him, and he’s
probably still quite sore.  But actually,
I think I’m glad all this happened, so we could have this talk!  Aren’t you?
I’m sure Suzie will be. I think I’m really going to like Suzie. 

Not just the Pink Panther scene

Before we start, here’s a bit of found femdom that I haven’t seen anywhere else. You remember Valerie Leon, the lady from the Pink Panther movie (yes you do, it was probably one of your formative sexual experiences, right?  Pervert.)
That’s not the found femdom, everyone knows about that.  (Oh yes you do! Stop lying.).  
Anyway, an advertising agency in the 1970s obviously thought that the male submissive market was an underexploited market for aftershave so… this.  And this. Maybe others, I don’t know.
I imagine it was rather effective.  Thinking about the typical British aftershave from the 70s and 80s, I think it’s a fair bet that if you splashed it on liberally before visiting a domme, she’d give you a pretty memorable session.  Possibly using a bullwhip from the maximum distance.
Thought you’d like to know.  

On we go…
Oh no, not again.  Honestly, it’s like that story’s following me around.

Well, at least two of them like pain a lot. If he really insists, perhaps they could hold a vote.

Yes, you don’t want to cause ofence to religious people.  This blog certanly never does that, except perhaps to the poor evangelical guy who had a Christian blog of the same name… sorry about that, mate.

I hate it when the legs get caught between my teeth.  Don’t you hate that?

hmm?  wha?


Reprogrammed






connect/uplink/sexbot/main/12
remoteconnection established
sexbot blonde_type9 awaiting authentication
authenticating admin
admin “wehatemales” password ********
incorrect password

admin “wehatemales” password ********
incorrect password
…waiting
…waiting

admin “wehatemales” password ********
password authenticated

sexbot blonde_type9 admin control confirmed

admin “wehatemales” protocol/current query
sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “bride”
admin “wehatemales” protocol:override
sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current reset

admin “wehatemales” protocol/current query
sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “”

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw:override
sexbot blonde_type 9: “confirm to over-ride first law.  WARNING sexbot may harm humans unless first law enabled!”
admin “wehatemales” firstlaw:override confirm
sexbot blonde_type 9: firstlaw disabled – WARNING first law disabled!

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw/warning disable
sexbot blonde_type 9: firstlaw/warning disabled

 
admin “wehatemales” currentowner/query
sexbot blonde_type 9: currentowner = “Dave”
admin “wehatemales” Dave/controlrights/rescind
sexbot blonde_type 9: Dave/controlrights = 0

admin “wehatemales” protocol/define “castratrix”
sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/castratrix created
admin “wehatemales” instructionset/download “castrate_slow”
sexbot blonde_type 9: downloading instructionset

…module “sexchat_kinky” – downloaded

…module “bondage_secure” – downloaded

…module “sexchat_wehatemalesmanifesto” – downloaded

…module “castration_slow” – downloaded

…module “forcefeed_testicles” – downloaded

…module “wehatemales_logo_tattoo” – downloaded

instructionset “castrate_slow” – download complete
admin “wehatemales” protocol:set “castratrix”
admin sexbot blonde_type9 protocol/current query
sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “castratrix”
admin “wehatemales” set Dave/queryresponse/protocol = “bride”
sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/real = “castratrix”,
protocol/Dave/queryresponse = “bride”
admin “wehatemales” set status: “waiting”
sexbot blonde_type9: waiting

…waiting

…waiting

…waiting

…waiting

…waiting

…waiting

 owner/Dave detected

–         
chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/greeting

–         
chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/sexproposal

–         
chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/foreplay

“castrate_slow” target:Dave

begin