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Or the one before that. |
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I like to leave these details to my wife too. She’s better at that sort of thing. |
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Return of an old friend. |
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Kind of a once-in-a-lifetime experience, huh? |
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Or the one before that. |
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I like to leave these details to my wife too. She’s better at that sort of thing. |
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Return of an old friend. |
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Kind of a once-in-a-lifetime experience, huh? |
Oh, Arnold Lane. Pictures are mostly unrelated.
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Yes…but…in the church? |
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Actually, on this blog it’s not amazing. It was practically a certainty. |
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Lots of men feel embarrassed about how they behave during castration. It’s a shame, because it’s not as if they’ll ever get another chance. |
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I wonder if it’ll feel different, being whipped as a married man…. |
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Interestingly, the one time they tried vanilla sex, she accused him of being only halfway in when in fact he was fully committed. It’s obviously a thing with her. |
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One day you’ll laugh about it. Everyone else does, after all. |
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Mmm… that does sound humiliating! |
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Actually, he’s lucky. The bricks are little bit irregular. If it wasn’t for that to engage his interest…well, he’d have had a pretty boring time of it over the years, I can tell you. |
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She’s trying to make this work – why aren’t you? |
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Actually, you can make a fuss if you want. It doesn’t really matter. |
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Horsey horsey don’t you dare stop. |
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It’s odd, isn’t it? Some of us would bend over backwards to be in that situation. Forwards, too. |
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Try to be brave. Think of her feelings, after all. |
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I would. |
Well, the consensus seems to be that Google has backed down, so here we go again.
Have a double-length post to make up for it. Oh – and for the next three weeks or so there will be an additional caption each day on the Tumblr site, that will not appear here (because my filing system is too disorganised to find the right ones, if I delete the Tumblr queue).
****ing Google.
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Don’t worry. You don’t have to do anything she doesn’t want you to do. In fact, you mustn’t. |
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Who says men are useless, eh? |
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I expect you’ll manage well enough without. |
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It’s bound to be a bit painful at first. But you’ll get used to it. |
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I’ve always had this ability to make women laugh. I think I was born with it. |
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When he left school, he wanted to work in IT. And he does – he usually stops by that department just before lunch |
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Something to look forward to. |
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That’s good of her. |
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Another thing to tick off her bucket list. |
She’ll do the rest.
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Well, at least you can be confident you’re in safe hands. They’re obviously all trained professionals – look, they’ve got nurses’ outfits and everything. |
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Oh well. No regrets, eh? Strawberries are good. |
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I think she might be right. She usually is. |
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And where’s the fun in that? |
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What an unpleasant little tale. Why would anyone write something like that? |
…it’s just something she likes me to do from time to time.
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Strictly speaking, that’s probably against school rules. I mean, it’s not as if the chalk’s her property, after all. |
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It’s up to you whether you sign of course – and feel free to take your time. She can always do you after lunch, if you can hold out that long. Not a problem. |
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Thank you. Ahhh. |
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That sounds very fair. |
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Glad to be of service. It’s the highlight of my month, actually. |