Category: wife

Marriage guidance

Honesty is so important in a mariage. I told my wife on our wedding night that I wanted her to be completely honest and open, if my performance in bed wasn’t satisfying her, and the very next day she told the hotel staff and a couple of guys we met in a bar all about it.  And since then, she’s told all her friends, all my friends, my co-workers and quite a lot of random strangers.  So much better for these things to be out in the open, don’t you think?


Oh… that Sonia.  Oh dear.







We can’t always get what we want. She can, but we can’t.









I guess you could always renegotiate if it isn’t working out for one or other of you.


She’s got a lot of pain for Doug to work through.




Unconditional

A word used mainly with “love” or “surrender”.  Or – best of all – both.



Never seen her scrubbing her back with the bath brush, though. 

Still, he’ll have a unique souvenir of what looks to have been a memorable session.

Yes, M’m, thankee M’m.

And so does everyone else.  Not that they care.

Yeah, that would be awful.  Let me know if you see anyone like that reading the blog, OK?  I’ll kick them right off.


Pride comes before a spanking


Positive reinforcement – quite motivational, I find.
 
 

 

Decisions decisions… oh dear.  I thought the whole point of this sort of relationship was that I wouldn’t have to make decisions any more!
 
 

 

Yes.  That would be awful. Erm… we said just a half hour session this time.  Didn’t we?
 
 

 

That’s a relief. All the relief there’s going to be, by the look of it, but better than nothing.
 
 

 

You can watch a whole half hour, if you’re good. Just remember to thank her.

Like lovers do

 

Sex..?. Don’t talk to me about sex.  I tried it once – not tryin’ that again.  Nearly got me ‘ead stuck! 
Joke copyright Alexei Sayle.
 

 

It’s wilful impertinence on your part.  So’s being too early, obviously.
 
 
Scurry scurry scurry…

 

 



Don’t worry.  She’s quite sweet, really.  When she’s not in a bad mood.



 
 

 

In space, no one can hear you sigh with hopeless romantic infatuation…

Commanding respect

Or the one before that.
 

 

I like to leave these details to my wife too.  She’s better at that sort of thing.
 

 

Return of an old friend.
 

 

On the plus side, they do get  lots of great shots of dommes looking really pissed-off.  On the minus, a lot of expensive cameras have been smashed.  Oh – and the photographer’s been hospitalised once or twice too.
 

 

Kind of a once-in-a-lifetime experience, huh?

Distorted view…see-through, baby blue

Oh, Arnold Lane. Pictures are mostly unrelated.

Yes…but…in the church?
 
 

 

Actually, on this blog it’s not amazing.  It was practically a certainty.
 

 

Lots of men feel embarrassed about how they behave during castration.  It’s a shame, because it’s not as if they’ll ever get another chance.
 

 

I wonder if it’ll feel different, being whipped as a married man….
 
 

 

Interestingly, the one time they tried vanilla sex, she accused him of being only halfway in when in fact he was fully committed.  It’s obviously a thing with her.

Submissions

Yum yum.
 

 

…but the price goes up the less time there is to go.
 

 

Phew.  Just in time, eh?
 

 

Hmmm. Kurt’s night-night “kisses” can taste a bit disgusting, to be honest. If only I were still allowed to kiss him on the lips.
 
 

 

Yes, I should be thankful for small mercies.  They are the only sort I get.

Wedlocked

One day you’ll laugh about it. Everyone else does, after all.
 
 
Mmm… that does sound humiliating!

 

 

 

Actually, he’s lucky.  The bricks are  little bit irregular.  If it wasn’t for that to engage his interest…well, he’d have had a pretty boring time of it over the years, I can tell you.
 
 

 

She’s trying to make this work – why aren’t you?
 
 

 

Actually, you can make a fuss if you want.  It doesn’t really matter.

Heavenly torment

Horsey horsey don’t you dare stop.
 

 

In case you’re thinking the judge was a little unfair – apparently the man in this sorry little tale had been masturbating to pictures on the Internet.  I think we can all agree that’s a good reason for him to lose everything, can’t we?  Disgusting habit.  Just ask Google.
 

 

It’s odd, isn’t it?  Some of us would bend over backwards to be in that situation.  Forwards, too.
 

 

Try to be brave. Think of her feelings, after all.

 

 
I would.
 

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