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| When I first started dating my SO, I’d often finish before She had a chance to come, but now things are more under control She typically has oh… two, three…maybe even four hundred orgasms before that happens. |
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| It’s always embarassing when men have to go to what’s basically a girls’ night out, isn’t it? You kind of stand around awkwardly, watching the wives roaring with laughter while you make polite converation about ironing tips and suchlike. Women are just better at social events… it’s because they’ve got more empathy. |
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| Life will be a lot simpler. You can do as she says or starve. |
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| Big decision. Don’t pressure her, OK? |
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| I’m down on my hands and knees. Point me to the broken glass. |
