… or I bend over, or I just wriggle slightly in the bonds, making little mmphing pleading sounds.
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| There are no ‘behavioural problems’, only behavioural opportunities, my SO always says. And I agree with her. |
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| What many men who dabble in men’s lib don’t get is how profoundly offensive it is to women, to suggest that the sexes are equal. I mean, how do you think she’d feel, to be told she’s no better than… well… you? |
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| Hypothermia play! Mmmm…. |
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| Actually, I’m more of a leg man. So, with a bit of luck…. oh dear. |
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| Customs change – what was acceptable in times gone by is profoundly offensive nowadays. I went to a stage show the other night which featured an on-stage spanking and I just cringed. I wasn’t even in the front row either – how come I always get picked? |
