The Lady of Situations.
Here is the man with three
staves, and here the Wheel,
staves, and here the Wheel,
And here is the one-eyed
merchant, and this card,
merchant, and this card,
Which is blank, is something
he carries on his back,
he carries on his back,
Which I am forbidden to see.
Sorry – just thought we needed some better poetry, after my recent efforts. On with the show
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| She’s quite strict, too. Try to get the sums right. |
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| Actually, it’s the beatings that are about you that are the worst. |
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| Resistance is futile. |
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| Actually, a remarkable 23% of drownings occur at home. I think this is probably how. Stay safe – always do your chores to her satisfaction. |
This is from the English Mansion and features Mistress Sidonia von Bork and Mistress Vixen, I believe. Oh – and ‘Unknown male cadaver #14, recovered from the river Trent at 05.25, 17 September 2013.’ according to the Police report.
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| No. I wouldn’t. I’d want to stay there forever. |
