You know… that little chat. The one she’s been promising you all week. Don’t keep her waiting.
The wonderful Lady Kenworthy, demonstrating the sound of one hand clapping.
You know… that little chat. The one she’s been promising you all week. Don’t keep her waiting.
The wonderful Lady Kenworthy, demonstrating the sound of one hand clapping.
Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it. |
I once had a date with a girl who claimed never even to have heard of SPH, but she was really good at it. I guess some people are naturals. |
“Let the butt plug take the strain” was actually one of my few successes when I worked as an advertising copywriter. |
On your toes and bent over – at the same time. Welcome to the modern marriage. |
Radical. |
The marriage is still going to be based on respect – a lot of respect. It’s just not going to be mutual. |
Of course, she can’t expect perfection, and she doesn’t. She just requires it, that’s all. |
The other lady has the rings ready – and he’s already been pierced, so they can just be welded on. |
Actually, little wifey has a spare and could easily be persuaded that medical monitoring at work is important too. |
Remember: she loves you and would never want to cause you any pain. But sometimes she feels she has to. |
Nicer, but dimmer. |
It’s quite a slow way to communicate. But effective. |
She believes equally in strict maternal and uxorial discipline. |
She’s right you know. It’s the first thing a new husband should learn: always ask permission. Humbly. Even when she’s being an impossible girl. |
Best years of his life. And many, many more to come, I suspect. |
I am. They have a mission statement, you know. It’s quite inspiring. Oh… now what was it again? |
Boundaries, consequences. Didn’t I tell you? |