marriage – Page 9 – Contemplating the divine

She’s electric

A different format. Though I’ve done something like this once before.

Devotional abuse

I’m sure she’s very fair-minded.

The wonderful Eleise de Lacy, whom I had the immense privilege of meeting a few months ago. As extraordinary, beautiful and creative in person as she seems in the brilliant Femme Fatale videos.

And afterwards… especially afterwards.

Hmmm. What a bit of luck to catch you cheating on her just as she was next to a shop selling whips!

Just one less thing to worry about.

You’d better.

Holy bonds of matrimony

Keep thinking about it.

There is no try, there is only do.

Tease and denial. Love it.

It’s good for relievin’ her… tension.

This is from earlier in my marriage. These days, she has a bunch of keys she hangs from a belt. I bet she doesn’t even know what half of them open.

More of that kind of thing

Mistress Debbie to you. Scarier than she sounds, huh?

I can feel it helping already.

Well, it wasn’t specifically on his hard limits list, so I suppose it’s OK.

Lexi Sindel. Who else? Well… some ants, I suppose. Oh – and a bloke.

You’ll soon learn to detect the early signs of a long period of impotence. Pursing her lips, finding fault with you – that kind of thing is usually a good early indication of a prolonged period in which you’ll find sexual release difficult if not impossible to achieve.

It’s good to have occasional surprises in marriage.

Heavenly torment

Horsey horsey don’t you dare stop.

In case you’re thinking the judge was a little unfair – apparently the man in this sorry little tale had been masturbating to pictures on the Internet. I think we can all agree that’s a good reason for him to lose everything, can’t we? Disgusting habit. Just ask Google.

It’s odd, isn’t it? Some of us would bend over backwards to be in that situation. Forwards, too.

Try to be brave. Think of her feelings, after all.

I would.

Back on track

Well, the consensus seems to be that Google has backed down, so here we go again.

Have a double-length post to make up for it. Oh – and for the next three weeks or so there will be an additional caption each day on the Tumblr site, that will not appear here (because my filing system is too disorganised to find the right ones, if I delete the Tumblr queue).

****ing Google.

Don’t worry. You don’t have to do anything she doesn’t want you to do. In fact, you mustn’t.

Who says men are useless, eh?

I expect you’ll manage well enough without.

It’s bound to be a bit painful at first. But you’ll get used to it.

I’ve always had this ability to make women laugh. I think I was born with it.

When he left school, he wanted to work in IT. And he does – he usually stops by that department just before lunch

I think we’ve all been there. Just the other day a market research company rang up and asked if I was interested in taking part in a survey about web use. So I said sure, but after about five or six questions about my browsing habits, they just rang off without any warning! Bizarre, huh? I mean why did they ask if they don’t want to know the answers?

Something to look forward to.

That’s good of her.

Another thing to tick off her bucket list.

Elle ne regrette rien

I just love that “we agreed”, don’t you?

It’s working if it’s hurting.

Oh, it’ll be fine. What could go wrong?

Sometimes being humiliated is not the most humiliating thing..

This of course is the divine Mistress Eleise de Lacy. I met her. She’s wonderful! And no doubt would never be as unprofessional as this, in a real movie.

To be fair, it’s been a while since she had a really good orgasm. So, y’know, she’s owed.

Feeling her pain

…it’s just something she likes me to do from time to time.

Strictly speaking, that’s probably against school rules. I mean, it’s not as if the chalk’s her property, after all.

It’s up to you whether you sign of course – and feel free to take your time. She can always do you after lunch, if you can hold out that long. Not a problem.

Thank you. Ahhh.

That sounds very fair.

Glad to be of service. It’s the highlight of my month, actually.

A marriage of obedience

A problem shared…

She’s just helping you put it in context. Don’t forget to be grateful.

Worth it all for that one night of passion, though, huh? Huh?

Best just to be passive and forget the aggression.

This is the lovely Gigi Allens from ClareSpanksMen and many other places. More about her – mostly made up, but illustrated with lots of pictures – here.