Category: holiday snaps

Why are the posts being published daily?  Why no snarky captions under the snarky images?  Why only three pictures each post and why hasn’t Servitor replied to the comments?


Because it’s summer, moron.  That’s what happens on this blog in summer.  Look at the first of this current series.
 
Why is Servitor always so rude in his imagined conversations with his readership?


Because you’re mostly humiliation sluts and you love it, you brainless half-wit. Honestly…  Oh – and I think the word ‘readership’ is only appropriate to describe those not actually playing with their cocks at the time?  Otherwise it’s… I dunno… wankership or something.

Any more questions?

Good.

 

Annual ‘clear out the old captions while Servitor’s on holiday’ – fest!  To coin a snappy phrase. Three captioned images a day, no pointless little additional captions underneath them, and don’t even think about getting a reply to any comments, because it’s all queued up weeks in advance and I’m not here.


Ah… the azure waters of the Mediterranean await.  I’m going on a cruise around the Greek islands this year – in a traditional trireme, apparently!  My berth is on the middle deck and they promise exercise facilities supervised by attractive female crew members non-stop.  So that should be just the rest I’ve been looking for. Wish me luck – or don’t: I’ve already left anyway!

… or maybe a bit longer.  Although She’s back from holiday it seems
She hasn’t quite got round to picking Servitor up from the kennels yet,
so here is one last round of holiday snaps.


If this is the last post ever on this blog, you can take it She decided to leave him there.  Or he died.  One or the other.  Plenty more like him anyway.

Last day of the holidays!  

Unlucky for some – but lucky for you, because there’s extra today.