Category: holiday snaps
Vacation, all I ever wanted
It’s that holiday time again. Sun, sand, sea and sangria – so it’s kennel time for poor old Servitor for two weeks. Still: at least I won’t get rabies. As has become a tradition, I’ll queue up a daily post of three random, mostly slightly old but previously unpublished captions.
She should be home to let me out in about two weeks, I understand.
Enjoy.
To wear that ball and chain
It’s been the ruin of many a poor boy.
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| She has. Twice already just this week, actually. |
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| Can’t disagree with that. |
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| He’s actually going to be hotter here at home than she is on the beach, oddly enough. |
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| She volunteered for the sexual crimes squad. Said she wanted to give something back. |
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| Yeah… yeah. Just pretend. It’s fine. Go with it. |








































