Vacation, all I ever wanted

It’s that holiday time again.  Sun, sand, sea and sangria – so it’s kennel time for poor old Servitor for two weeks.  Still: at least I won’t get rabies. As has become a tradition, I’ll queue up a daily post of three random, mostly slightly old but previously unpublished captions.


She should be home to let me out in about two weeks, I understand.


Enjoy.










To wear that ball and chain

It’s been the ruin of many a poor boy.

She has.  Twice already just this week, actually.














Can’t disagree with that.

He’s actually going to be hotter here at home than she is on the beach, oddly enough.
She volunteered for the sexual crimes squad. Said she wanted to give something back.








Yeah… yeah.  Just pretend.  It’s fine.  Go with it.
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