Category: holiday snaps

Holiday special (1)

So here we go… Servitor’s on holiday, having a lovely time by the side of the pool, scrubbing away at the mould that grow on the tiles, before a great night out clubbing, tied up with a spreader gag by the queue for the ladies’ loos.

So in the meantime, here are some robotically programmed captions – three a day every day, without comment. Usually written long ago, but never before published.  Probably for a reason, to be honest.

Just like last year.

Feel free to make comments, but be aware I will not respond until September.  Abusive comments from ladies particularly welcome, as ever.  It always amazes me when that happens – I don’t even have to pay for it!

Here we go.

 

 

 

 

Holiday photos (last)

Here we go – the last lot.  Back to normal after this – twice a week or so (I’m not as vigorous as I was when I was young, you know).  Servitor is surely by now on a plane back from his tropical vacation; possibly even going round and round the luggage carousel as we speak.

You have to admit, though… this little slideshow was a bit more interesting than most occasions on which someone’s asked you to look at their holiday photos?  Wasn’t it?

This was fun.  Let’s do it again next year.