Category: holiday snaps

So here we go… Servitor’s on holiday, having a lovely time by the side of the pool, scrubbing away at the mould that grow on the tiles, before a great night out clubbing, tied up with a spreader gag by the queue for the ladies’ loos.

So in the meantime, here are some robotically programmed captions – three a day every day, without comment. Usually written long ago, but never before published.  Probably for a reason, to be honest.

Just like last year.

Feel free to make comments, but be aware I will not respond until September.  Abusive comments from ladies particularly welcome, as ever.  It always amazes me when that happens – I don’t even have to pay for it!

Here we go.

 

 

Here we go – the last lot.  Back to normal after this – twice a week or so (I’m not as vigorous as I was when I was young, you know).  Servitor is surely by now on a plane back from his tropical vacation; possibly even going round and round the luggage carousel as we speak.

You have to admit, though… this little slideshow was a bit more interesting than most occasions on which someone’s asked you to look at their holiday photos?  Wasn’t it?

This was fun.  Let’s do it again next year.

Nearly there.  Bumber extra pervertery today and tomorrow!

Just to recap: August and early September, Servitor on holiday, three captioned images a day without comment, some quite old from the archive.  Got it?  Occasional flashes of early brilliance, but mostly I think we can see why these ones haven’t been published before.  Never mind.  Onwards.