Category: holiday snaps

So, here we are, one week in to this summer programme of dumping really old captioned photos (some dating back to 2011!) out into the wild… and copied across to tumblr.

How’s my holiday going, you ask?  I haven’t a clue.  I put all these in the scheduler back in July, moron.  Do try to pay attention.

On we go.

 

Yeah, I was not very good at text and photo contrast back then.  Sorry.  Or indeed, at captions really.  A lot of these old ones are a bit shit, I reckon.  I prefer my more recent stuff.

 

Regular readers will spot that this is basically a first draft for one I published recently with a different picture.  But hey – most of my readers are humiliation sluts!  I can just chuck any old second-hand shit at them and they’ll be pathetically grateful, right? Right?

 

 

So here we go… Servitor’s on holiday, having a lovely time by the side of the pool, scrubbing away at the mould that grow on the tiles, before a great night out clubbing, tied up with a spreader gag by the queue for the ladies’ loos.

So in the meantime, here are some robotically programmed captions – three a day every day, without comment. Usually written long ago, but never before published.  Probably for a reason, to be honest.

Just like last year.

Feel free to make comments, but be aware I will not respond until September.  Abusive comments from ladies particularly welcome, as ever.  It always amazes me when that happens – I don’t even have to pay for it!

Here we go.