Stop your sobbing


She’s very particular about the gardening – that’s why she has them whipped so often.  She’s very particular about sex too, but then as her husband you know that already don’t you?
 

 

It must be very difficult for her, being trapped in a sexless marriage like that.  Still, she could probably play around a bit.  I mean, it’s only fair.  And who knows – maybe one day they’ll find the key.
 
 
 
She did make a particular point of how cruel and heartless she was in the advert, to be fair.
 
 

 

Women, eh?  There’s always one more thing, isn’t there?
 
 

 

Pesky Geneva Convention. 

So bandwagon!  Much out-of-date meme.  Many comic sans (sorry Steve!).

Sub-shaming

It’s a strangely self-defeating exercise, because we love it.

Sympathy porn
That’s kind of her.  Not exactly a sympathy fuck… more of a pitiful wank.  But the principle’s the same.
 
 



Castration lit again
Kinda scary.  Yeah.
 
 

 
 
 

I hold that truth to be self-evident.
 
 

Accidental scene
OK, now that would be humiliating.  And not in a good way.  Well…maybe a little bit good…mmmm.
 
 
Creepy Servitor
It’s uncanny.  It’s almost as if she knows me.  Do you think I should go and hang around her house in Beverly Hills… see if fate somehow brings us together?

New year, same old…

Actually, in most conversations it’s good to have a hairbrush handy.  Just in case.
 
 

Quite right.  What’s the worst that can happen?
 I don’t know who this lady is, but if anyone does, please let me know and I will crawl to her in person to beg forgiveness… and also credit the picture.
 




Actually, all her dungeon equipment is.



 This is Mistress Bella, presumably to be found at thaidomina.com.  I wonder what that site’s about?
 

Philosophy.  It’s a girl thing.
  And these lovelies are from a video by popular musical group White Flame. Easy enough to find. Harder to like.
 
 

Again.