Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Oh, no. Not Lucy. |
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| They do furnish a room. |
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| It’s a good idea to have it written there on the fridge, to remind you both that it’s overdue. I’m sure she’ll get round to it, though – no need to nag. |
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| Boring old politics. Still, you’d better go along to look pretty on her arm. |
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| You could kiss and make up. |
She said: “Nice legs, shame about your face.”
Been revisiting the music of my teenage years. Although to be honest this one provides a rather more accurate picture of my dating experience. And this one is just timeless, as far as I’m concerned.
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| Actually, as a former investment banker he’d probably be better at handling the financial negotiations himself. But they each have their own role in the business, I suppose. |
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| I hate it when that happens. But then I hate it when it doesn’t, too. You know? |
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| He used to be a client. A lot of the stuff that’s lying around did. Some of the leather coverings too, if we’re brutally honest about things. |
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| Especially with her reading circle coming round to discuss it that very evening. |
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| That’s good. Because when Madame Svetlana is displeased, very regrettable things happen. |
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| Erm… sorry, was I supposed to be typing something down here? |
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| Well it matters to the bug. Still, I suppose it’s quite low down in the grand scheme of things. No point paying attention to the feelings of worms or cockroaches, is there? |
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| Yes. How awful it must be for guys with huge cocks, who are into SPH, did you ever think of that? Poor souls… |
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| And I’ll be thinking about her (Lady Sophia Black, ladies and gentlemen!) |
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| The nickname’s a bit unfair. It’s not his fault his breath smells of piss. |
No, not ball busting. Jargon busting! As an experienced visitor of pro-dommes I am always happy to share my wisdom with nervous young subs seeking their first taste of the forbidden fruit that is a femdom session. So I wrote two posts a while ago, trying to provide some of the most important tips. They went down very well, with several readers contacting me to let me know that they had tried my suggestions and survived.
But, you know, there’s a lot more as well. Like any specialised subject, the world of BDSM is rife with its own phrases and acronyms and they can leave novices hopelessly confused. So here is Servitor’s jargon buster – all those puzzling terms explained.
Write to me in the comments and let me know how you get on, newbies!
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| I am afraid that I am not allowed to post upskirt pictures on this blog (because I am not allowed to look at them), so I can’t show the actual scat moment. But I think it’s clear that it’ll be arriving soon, in this session! Mmmm. Puppy play is so cute. |
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| Asking for an overnight humbler experience before tomorrow’s session. She’s just warning him that his balls might be quite sore in the morning. Obviously an experienced mistress who knows just many times he’s likely to bring himself to orgasm! |
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| This boy’s particularly lucky, because his Mistress not only agreed to arrange a forced bi session, she even asked him if he was up for a blow job! I mean, duh – who isn’t, eh?! Let’s hope her friend is pretty. |
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| This sub asked for a double-domme medical session with lot of ‘sounds’. Just the thing for those who prefer their BDSM to be gently psychologically menacing rather than truly painful. After all, sounds can’t really hurt you. Sticks and stones, and all that… |
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| You know what you want. She wants it too – but you have to ask! |
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| Remember, the world of BDSM is really quite playful. You’d be surprised how many of the fiercest disciplinarians will accede to a humble request for the caning to be applied ‘judicial’ style, especially if you show them how much you trust them by requesting restraints and a gag. |
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| Apologies to anyone offended by this image of a male actually experiencing sexual pleasure. Don’t worry – he’ll be made to suffer for it later. |
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| Time for a witty, cutting rejoinder, I think. Just try to think of one. |
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| Details, details. Women – why do they always have to explain everything like that? |
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| These details matter to her. So now they matter to you. |
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| A very fair point. On with the spreader gag and let’s give it a go! |
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| Extra Anne for the anonymous commenters who rightly pointed out that the captioned image of Anne in a space suit last time was a repost. Just a silly mistake, by an old fool. |
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| Probably best. A little crying and pleading is OK, but after an hour or more it can start to get quite irritating. I’m sure you’d want to spare her that. |
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| The trick is to turn the slave all the way upside down. But I expect she’ll work it out eventually. Some dommes use scissors, but that’s cheating really. |
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| No fool like an old, emasculated fool, eh? |
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| I’m not so sure he was all that gentle… but I guess we can agree to differ. |
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| It’s going to be his special night, too. |
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| Hiding in plain sight. |
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| It’s best not to over-script these things. A really good session always contains surprises, I reckon. |
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| Let’s hope some of them are a bit cleaner, that’s all I can say. |
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| I don’t see this ending well. |
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| It’s silly to make such a fuss about a little thing like that. |
(Occasionally I need a title like that to keep the search engines interested, I feel).
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| Lucky Andy’s getting a freebie! |
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| She is good at dealing with feelings of guilt. |
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| It’s quite a common condition. Thank goodness they’ve found a cure. |
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| Let’s hope Steve’s nice. And not too fat. |
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| Interestingly, I find the stress often starts before I’m put into the position. |
Regular “readers” will know that my musical tastes rarely extend beyond about 1988. But I am prepared to make an exception for Mistress Swift.
On with the rest of it… femdom captions, dominatrices, chastity, all those words that get search engines so excited, you know?
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| Oh no, not again. |
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| You could try calling her tomorrow. “Hi! It’s William from last night. That’s right, the one with the small penis. Listen, I was wondering…” |
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| NO! Not the comfy chair! |
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| Well… I hope someone’s asked Andy if he’s OK sharing his cucky closet, that’s all. Some men can be a bit funny about that sort of thing – it’s their own special place, you know? |
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| …and then if that gets too much, the electric shocks will take your mind off the pain from the welts. |
