football – Contemplating the divine

These women’s work

Pray God you can cope

As they say, it’s no humiliation to beg pitifully. Don’t they? I’m sure they say something like that, they say all sorts of things.

Women’s football is so exciting… just look at all those clothes getting sweaty and boots muddy. I’d be queuing up at the changing room door, hoping to be picked.

Very considerate of her, but I doubt the others really mind.

Theyu have all sorts of codewords, to keep the real activity hidden. For example, if a client requests the ‘steam pressing service’ then the victim is placed in a huge steel press and slowly crushed while being blasted with boiling hot steam. OK, maybe that particular codeword is a bit obvious, but they have others too.

Ah, another of those ‘opportunities’. Bizarrely, when I’m placed in that situation, I can rarely think of anything very coherent to say.

People assume the OWK was all torture and savage beatings and long nights shivering in a cold prison cell – and it *was*, obviously, but with a lot of laughter too.

Thirty years of hurt

Although actually, of course, it’s fifty-five years now.

If you have no idea what this post is about, don’t worry about it – it’s mainly a boy thing, nothing important.

As this repost might help explain:

Pride comes before a spanking

Positive reinforcement – quite motivational, I find.

Decisions decisions… oh dear. I thought the whole point of this sort of relationship was that I wouldn’t have to make decisions any more!

Yes. That would be awful. Erm… we said just a half hour session this time. Didn’t we?

That’s a relief. All the relief there’s going to be, by the look of it, but better than nothing.

You can watch a whole half hour, if you’re good. Just remember to thank her.

Mildly pornographic and feebly humorous captioned images relating to female domination

…well, the subtle post headers don’t seem to attract as much traffic as the more literal ones, so I thought I’d try a different tack. On with the show:

Sexy babysitter - shame youll be locked up

Well, at least she hasn’t invited her boyfriend over like the last one.

Genies… just when they think they’ve seen it all, they can still be surprised, huh?

I think an important lesson will be learned here, don’t you?

Don’t worry, she’s recently taken an advanced-level course in pain management. She’s really good at it.

Could you get some milk as well? Thanks, you’re a treasure.