You may only see it once, but that will be enough

Friday the 13th, it is. I’m not superstitious, of course. I believe that rational (and therefore female) thought can explain any apparent mystery. And there’s no such thing as bad luck, not really, except as the working of chance. Like the coin my SO tosses every month (to avoid stressing me out, she tosses it in private and tells me the result): it’s got an equal chance of heads or tails so it’s perfectly understandable that it should have come up tails eleven times in a row – it’s just a one in two thousand chance, that’s all. Which is extraordinarily unlucky, true, but then, as she often points out, I’m extraordinarily lucky to be married to her, so it more than evens out.

Anyway, thought we’d go for a slightly macabre theme today, in contrast to the usual romantic fluff.

Being married, of course, they didn’t have to be careful not to leave any marks.
Does Pink Floyd count? Genesis?
And everyone else lived unhappily ever after, to her great delight.
Wow – speaking of luck, what a lucky escape you just had, running into these two! They look very capable, too: I’m sure they’d be more than a match for any castrating, mutilating psycho serial killer.
Aww… she said you have yummy eyeballs. I reckon you’re in, here.
Actually Gothic Griselda and Strict Nanny Susan aren’t that different. Both enjoy expensive presents and neither is particularly keen on ‘happy endings’, for instance.

Divine orders

Freely given and unfreely but gratefully taken.

Girls just love diamonds, don’t they?  So better make your quota, shortie.


Remorseless - what a lovely word
Her father had an opinion too.  But he kept it to himself, same as usual.


Anyway, I understand Karen’s planning some more of her little party games, and she’ll need you there for that too, won’t she?


Beg her beg her!
Actually, ‘holding still’ can be quite easy when you’re strapped down quite so tightly.  But you know what she means.


Castration caption femdom and all that baby
Hmmm.  No more chastity belt for you, eh?  Aren’t you the lucky one?  Maybe she can keep it next to your balls, in that jewellery box by the bed.