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| Communication is at the heart of a healthy relationship, especially if it’s all in one direction. |
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| Always bring a sissy when you’re dogging. It’s nicer for the guys as well, if they fancy swinging both ways. Or just hitting someone. |
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| Don’t worry: that doctor won’t lie on an official medical form, just because she asks him to. Only if Lucy asks. He’s hers, you see. |
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| She’s free and single and yet you’re neither. But who said life had to be fair? |
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| I’ve half a mind to complain. |
