After being inundated with requests from absolutely nobody, I have decided to publish another batch of completely and utterly true facts about the Other World Kingdom.
So here they are.
Now.
And – as a bonus – not actually an OWKfact but an OWK-themed ‘caption’ as long as a novel:
Well I find the regime here very fitting for worthless criminals like me..(and I'm not just sayig that because you ordered me too, ma'am. .) Being your little pony is rewarding work and I'm hoping to spebd an hour kneeing down and praying to you with the other cons later..)
I think 'little gelding' rather than 'little pony' in your case, Mr X, but the difference is really quite tiny.