… in with the younger, sexier and less fucking annoying – as my SO likes to say.
This year She’s decided that my new year’s resolutions will remain Her own secret. Pretty exciting! She’s going to make a little note every time I break one of my resolutions, then deal with it all at the end of the year. That way I can’t sneakily avoid puishment by complying, She says. So that should be fun! Apparently, I’ve broken two of them already.
Anyway, with a slightly nervous twitch in case posting captioned images is one of the things I’ve resolved to cut out, here are the first captioned images of 2017! Just like all the previous ones, huh?
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| I think you should stand up for yourself. Who does Katie think she is, anyway? Go on – man up. |
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| Male class can be quite uncomfortable, but it’s a lot better than it was in the early days of commercial aviation. You’re inside, for a start and that makes quite a difference. |
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| You see? Now male class in the passenger section is a lot better than going airfreight as livestock, and – What’s that? Oh. Well, it’s even better than going as cargo on a container ship too, I expect. Bon voyage. |
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| He’s probably fine. Men’s brains can go for long periods without oxygen without loss of any useful functions anyway. |
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| Most wedding venues keep a spanking chair somewhere around – just ask the organisers. |
