…and some of them lived happily ever after

More fairy tales.

Latest upate in the ‘spam filter unduly limiting genuine (if perverted and despicable) commenters’ saga. The spammers seem to have penetrated the updated widget thingy and I’m getting a lot of spammy comments – worst of both worlds, as I know real commenters are still sometimes blocked but now the bad guys (as opposed to the very naughty boys) are getting through. I’m just deleting manually for now but I might have to tighten the settings again. As ever, if you get blocked just request access and check back in a day or so. In case I do have to tighten the settings, I’d suggest avoiding mentioning the names of any cryptocurrencies, casinos or phrases such as ‘make money fast’ in comments*. Keep discussion on more wholesome topics like slavery, castration, piss-drinking and torture, OK?

Right… on with the fairy tales.

* Yeah, I delete all the crypto spam. It occurs to me that, since the majority of my readership is male, some of you might be very stupid indeed and feel aggrieved that in doing so, I am depriving you of the opportunity to see potentially valuable financial advice. After all, there can be few more dependable tips than those posted by a random stranger based in Russia, in the comments on a fetish porn blog. I can only suggest (and I should warn you that this does not constitute professional financial advice) that you’d do better handing over all your money to almost any random findomme. If you’re more of a long-term investor, consider signing up to a blackmail contract and suppplying her with the photos to enforce it, too. Investing in Princess Perfect’s shoe and handbag collection, or her holidays with Ibiza with her boyfriend and bf, will at least produce a certain and known return, unlike crypto, and probably one of the same expected value.

7 thoughts on “…and some of them lived happily ever after”

  1. Do Your Research

    Sir Robin’s plan has a fatal flaw. The Topkapi Palace was well staffed with educated men of good families who played key roles in the imperial administration. Most came from occupied territories, some were bought as slaves from the Barbary pirates (relentless castrators of captives) and some actually volunteered. But here’s the catch: these European eunuchs were essentially civil servants (minus testicles). The harem itself was staffed and policed by castrated men from Africa. So it looks like he’s going to get castrated for nothing.

    At least that beautiful woman he so admires will find it amusing!

    PS. Why do I know all this? Well, you have to write a PhD about something.

    1. Volunteered? I was under the impression that the vast majority, black or white, would have been castrated as boys, before informed consent to such an operation would be possible.

    2. You wrote a PhD about slavery and castration, PP? I hope there was at least one female professor to give you a knowing look at your viva.

      Yes, Sir Robin has many impressive qualities but brains are not among them and some of his qualities are about to become lkess impressive.

      Best wishes

      S

      1. Shorty, I think that might be a grey area, with blurred lines. If a man says he didn’t volunteer and a woman said he did, I think we know what to think about that, don’t we? Believe All Women – it’s important.

        Best wishes

        S

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