Yes, the easily recognised lyrics from what is perhaps the most 1980s big-hair video ever signals not a post about 1980s magazines, but rather an increasingly desperate attempt to find titles vaguely related to ‘turning’ because this, ladies and scum, is a ‘turning point’ post.
Again.






I do wonder how the ‘productivity’ of a puppy dog is measured.
My own stick-fetching has improved by 17% over the last four years, according to my SO. She likes to dominate with data.
Outside of puppy-play, my ‘being annoying’ levels remain stubbornly high, alas (while varying considerably from day to day – typically peaking once a month, for some unknown reason), despite her best efforts to drive them down.
Best wishes
S
Too pervy?
No.
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I imagine that a reply such as “Oh no, not at all, darling. In fact, I was just thinking they’re a bit vanilla” should set off a conversation along the right lines.
Ideally followed by the reply “Yes, I suppose you’re right, darling. I’ll get the lace-up ones with the six inch heels instead. Now… what about this lockable humbler with the optional remote controlled electric shock dildo attachment?”
Perverts unite, you have nothing to lose but your chai- oh no, hang on.
Best wishes
S
Turning Points. From real life.
She: “That’s a lovely shine you’ve put on my riding boots. You must have spent ages on them!”
Me: “My pleasure.”
Very good.
“But you really don’t need to do them every day, you know. I only go riding once a week.”
Best wishes
S