6 thoughts on “I know I’ve got to get out and cry”

    1. My own stick-fetching has improved by 17% over the last four years, according to my SO. She likes to dominate with data.

      Outside of puppy-play, my ‘being annoying’ levels remain stubbornly high, alas (while varying considerably from day to day – typically peaking once a month, for some unknown reason), despite her best efforts to drive them down.

      Best wishes

      S

    1. I imagine that a reply such as “Oh no, not at all, darling. In fact, I was just thinking they’re a bit vanilla” should set off a conversation along the right lines.

      Ideally followed by the reply “Yes, I suppose you’re right, darling. I’ll get the lace-up ones with the six inch heels instead. Now… what about this lockable humbler with the optional remote controlled electric shock dildo attachment?”

      Perverts unite, you have nothing to lose but your chai- oh no, hang on.

      Best wishes

      S

  1. Turning Points. From real life.

    She: “That’s a lovely shine you’ve put on my riding boots. You must have spent ages on them!”
    Me: “My pleasure.”

    1. Very good.

      “But you really don’t need to do them every day, you know. I only go riding once a week.”

      Best wishes

      S

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