It’s beginning to look a lot like femdom

Goddess bless us, one and all!

Get that excited happy face ready! Nothing worse than handing someone a present you think they’ll be excited about and they’re just ‘meh’. Well, there actually are worse things at Christmas than that, believe me, especially after my mother-in-law’s had a bit too much to drink, but that kind of let down is pretty bad, is what I’m saying. And I’m sure you don’t want to disappoint the lovely lady.
To be honest, some of the party games the guys let me join in aren’t all that fun for me. ‘Pin the tail on the donkey’, for instance – I’m sure it’s not really supposed to be played like that.
Christmas is a time for giving – she understands that. And if she’s got some piggies left over who aren’t completely drained yet, why not share the joy?
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Just wait until everyone sees your fairy dance routine!
I hope any female readers will spare a thought for all those subs spending Christmas alone… chained up in the cellar, locked away in a punishment cupboard or just put into a burlap sack and tossed in the corner, forgotten and ignored. Hundreds of them, thousands maybe… uncomfortable and miserable. Isn’t that a lovely thought? What a shame it’s only once a year.
Some parents like to pretend the castration fairy isn’t real, but we know she is, don’t we readers?

3 thoughts on “It’s beginning to look a lot like femdom”

  1. There’s an orgasm fairy?

    Merry Christmas Servitor.

    I hope you get everything you deserve this Christmas and that it doesn’t bruise too badly.

    Thank you for your service.

    Mr M

    1. Thank you Mr M – and to you, too.

      Of course there’s an orgasm fairy! But I’m afraid she knows if you’ve been bad or good, so I wouldn’t get your hopes up.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. Oh why, oh why, are women so un-giving, especially in this season of giving? Don’t they want to make their men really happy ? Are they going to leave male dreams unfulfilled ?
    It makes me sad!

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