Rulers of your lonely heart

My approach, whenever there’s anything ambiguous in my SO’s instructions, is just to do all of the things she might possibly have meant. It’s a lot less trouble than asking for clarification, which I often find turns out to be quite uncomfortable.

Hardly worth going back on for the second half. Still, I suppose it teaches them valuable lessons for their adult lives.
Korean’s a difficult language to learn, I understand, but with the right motivation you can quickly pick up all the phrases you really need to know.
Scientists (mainly Serena and Alice, actually) have conducted extensive tests on the tensile strength of scrotums – although I understand they’re always looking for more volunteers, if you fancy it. You’d only be giving up an afternoon and it’s to help science.
Hmmm. Better concentrate.
It’s a funny story actually, because although it was very unprofessional, no one was actually hu – well, OK, someone was hurt, repeatedly and extensively, but he didn’t suffer any actual permanent damage. I understand the stage manager did apologise to Annie afterwards, for any embarassment his errors had caused her.

6 thoughts on “Rulers of your lonely heart”

  1. Two things we know about K-pop fans is that they are mostly women and that they take slights to their favorite groups quite seriously. One thing we know about Servitor is that he relishes the sight of a cross woman.

    Given that, and the fact there is no member of TWICE named “Ha-eun” or “Seo-ah”, I think we can conclude this caption was less intended to titillate his audience than to make another, more female, audience as cross as possible.

    1. Another brilliant comment and a logical deduction, Mr A, but, alas, founded on the incorrect premise that ‘we’ know anything at all at K-pop or have a clue who TWICE are, where ‘we’ includes Servitor.

      As anyone will know, who has ever followed the ‘safe for work’ links when I put up a post with a title taken from song lyrics, my musical tastes essentially stopped evolving in about 1988 or so, with a few honourable exceptions such as Sleeper, who have rather a 1980s sound anyway and a goddess for a lead singer. They had good tunes in those days, not like all this modern muck (rambles off into incoherent geriatric mumbling… “Nurse!”).

      That said, being hunted down and beaten to death by an enraged mob of (older) teenage girls doesn’t sound too bad, not too bad at all. I must try to come up with more insulting captions about, ah… K-pop, was it? Yes: that.

      Best wishes

      S

      PS: The lady in the image below is probably too old to be a K-pop fan but isn’t she lovely?

  2. Lady with weights boldly said “Buttercup, I’m stronger and you are weaker because I have the pussy and you have the balls.”
    I meekly said “Yes, my Lady”.

  3. Jolly hockey sticks.

    That two handed grip makes me want to cry, and not in a good way.

    Nonny

    1. Very jolly. But there’s a serious purpose too. Schoolgirls can learn a lot from playing sports about how to succeed in life – these girls already have, as the caption indicates.

      I mean, look at Mrs Musk on the left, there. She’s done alright. And even if Genna Arterton didn’t actually marry a billionaire twice, she too is a goddess and that’s not bad. Don’t know the other two but I’m sure they know how to use a hockey stick to best advantage too.

      Best wishes

      S

      PS – fans of schoolgirls in uniform will be arrested pleased to hear that they have a treat in store tomorrow, Sunday.

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