8 thoughts on “Gold and silver shine”

  1. That Czech team would give me a heart attack before ever striking a blow. Would that count? Or would there be a .1 deduction on their score?

    Guess I’ll just run along and leave this competitive stuff to the more alpha, overweight or muscular submissives.

    1. Ah, yes, sissy terrie, there’s certainly nothing in the rules that says a single blow needs to be struck. If the athletes are at such a peak of physical perfection that they can induce a winning performance by merely a terrifying glance, that is perfectly fair competition. Of course, they are likely to need to unwind afterwards.

      Indeed, though, that event’s not for sissies. The 100-metre mince or the sissy triathlon (floor-scrubbing, ironing and shoe-cleaning) might be more suitable.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. Broken back to the ceiling
    Broken nose to the floor
    I scream at the silence, it’s crawling
    It crawls under the door
    There’s a rope around my neck
    And there’s a trigger in your gun
    Jesus say something
    I am someone, I am someone
    I am someone

    NN

  3. A prize fighter in a corner is told
    Hit where it hurts
    Silver and gold
    Silver and gold

  4. To the pic six, my caps
    ‘…and here we have the team of the Southern States of America. Jenn, to be honest it’s outrageous the IOC even allowed them to participate. What they thought they will bring here other than sexist garbage… anyway, let’s hope in the next Games there will be no SSA anymore, anywhere and their leaders… Hey! Shh.. we are airing live sis!’

    1. Ahoy, Matey, the patriarchal states get to compete in the Olympics too. Many of the competitions are won by brute strength, and it does those countries good to see their muscle-bound male champions bringing home the shiny metal things that everyone can look at and go ‘oooh!’. Meanwhile, matriarchal states can get on with the boring humdrum stuff like total world domination. And I, for one, welcome that.

      Best wishes

      S

      PS – are you related to Master Mates, Cap’n Pugwash’s first mate (and doubtless the inspiration for the urban myth that Pugwash features characters called Master Bates and Seaman Staines)?

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