6 thoughts on “Turn it into love”

  1. I can empathise with the hair brush thing….

    I had the same problem when I was sent for her first riding crop to the local sports outfitters, pre-internet. All sorts of strange questions I couldn’t answer about her seat and the number of hands the horse had. Never did make sense to me.

    Eventually, the young woman (I’ve noticed since they all seem to be assertive young women in tack shops) said “I’ll just find you a nice whippy one then, you probably deserve it”.

    Mr M

    1. Quite so, Mr M. When really, it should have been your seat and your hands (two sore ones) as the focus of attention.

      I’m glad you finally managed to purchase something that fit her requirements. Imagine how awful it would have to be to go back to try to change it, if not.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. Yes, you’re a grown man, and so you can go out on your own and buy her a heavy duty hair brush. She’ll teach you to brush up your manners to her as an added bonus.

    1. Must be nice to be empowered enough to go out and buy the instruments of correction she’ll use on you.

      Best wishes

      S

  3. Oh my love, I look up into your eyes and dream; you look into my eyes and dream of something completely different.

    1. Many women have looked dreamily into my eyes and nodded straight off. A few have even started snoring. Which is a little rude, if you ask me, but no one ever does and I don’t suppose it matters.

      Best wishes

      S

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