You are the product

Except that today you’re not (unless your Mistress is putting you up for auction, obviously). Instead, it’s another collection of advertising-themed images.

Contemplating the Divine takes no responsibility for any painful, humiliating or soul-destroying consequences arising from attempting to use the products advertised here. Although any funny and embarassing stories are welcome, obviously.

No resemblance to advertising campaigns for actual products, especially soft drinks made by huge multinationals with well-staffed legal departments, is intended. C’mon, guys, can’t you take a joke? No? Oh well…

… and a bonus image. A different theme to the ones above, but I don’t have six like this, so might as well put it up here:

8 thoughts on “You are the product”

  1. What you see in the last image is actually already possible — I do it myself with my bf.
    Just like with a mobile phone, you can attach other control devices like a camera or a microphone , or his belt of course

    1. Good to know, Maria. I think there’s nothing wrong with males having their little freedoms as long as it is kept within strict limits and subject to ultimate control by someone with more intelligence and fewer Y-chromosomes.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. The Product

    As far as the creative use of that distinctive bottle is concerned . . .

    Two dommes (Serena? Alice?). Two slaves. Two bottles (uncapped). One full sugar, one diet. Dommes drink Product – the ladies clearly in need of refreshment. Then two insertions. Repeated, gentle – then not.

    Tag line: ‘Product and Diet Product – different recipes- same effect’

    1. Splendid. It’s such a compelling vision, I’m amazed with their advertising budgets they haven’t thought of it already, PP. A rose by any other name, after all, would surely smell as sweet, and a bottle of Diet… ahem, carbonated beverage – surely has the same girth as one from the full-sugar variety and stretches its receptacle just as tightly.

      Best wishes

      S

  3. The credit card thing? I have been an “add-on” to my wife’s account for decades. She gets instant notification on her phone for anything I buy and woe betide me if it is not preauthorised.

    Technology is a wonderful thing. Soon she won’t need me at all, though I secretly doubt any machine can get her shoes as clean as my tongue does.

    Mr M

    1. Credit cards are wonderful things but I find the very best things in life are still paid for with an envelope stuffed with banknotes (in a little gift bag, usually with a bottle of wine or something accompanying it).

      Best wishes

      S

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