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The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men – from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms.
Yes, it’s the day* to celebrate mothers. Loving, nurturing and kind to their offspring, brutally savage and eternally contemptuous of their sons-in-law. The latter relationship is more this blog’s focus, for obvious reasons.
Many subs who get off on the idea of punishment, not to mention being humiliated and treated with contempt, don’t realise how much more effectively those can be provided by a woman of more advanced years, who has had longer to hone her opinions and approach towards the male sex.
She has an excellent reason: she dislikes you intensely.
Oh don’t read things into the captions that aren’t there! Of course she didn’t murder him! He died of nervous exhaustion, poor chap.
Obviously you shouldn’t have to pay full session rates, just for cleaning out her Mum’s garage. Ask for a 40% discount, at least – and don’t settle for less than 5%.
It’s good that mothers and daughters phone each other so frequently.
Don’t worry, she’s not going to be a burden. In fact, she can help a lot with the housework: checking all the tasks have been done satisfactorily, drawing up schedules and providing advice and encouragement wherever needed.
* Some of you might be wondering why we’re doing this today, when everyone knows Mothers’ Day is in May? If so, it’s probably because you’re American and have forgotten there are what we call ‘other places’ in the world, and some of those don’t do things in the same way you do. Don’t worry, it’s an easy mistake to make, especially if you’re working with the disadvantage of only having a male brain. Try taking a trip somewhere ‘else’ to broaden your horizons – I hear the Gulf of Mexico is nice at this time of year.
7 thoughts on “The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men – from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms.”
As someone from somewhere else, I don’t follow politics in England, America, Canada, or Australia. However I do follow and adore the señoritas o señoras. Let’s face it, men need women. Women don’t need men, but women can certainly enjoy having men around. The good news is that women are often good for men. We men can count our blessings. They know what is best for we males. However sometimes it’s tough being a male!
Quite right, Alberto. Politics is a silly game: if it were serious, people wouldn’t keep electing males to high office, after all. Better to concentrate on the most important things in life: women, basically.
To be honest, I’ve never been quite sure where babies come from, Curiously. I heard once it’s maybe something to do with storks? I asked my SO about it, soon after we got married, but she just laughed and said there was no reason I’d ever need to know so it wasn’t worth worrying my little head about it. So I never have.
As someone from somewhere else, I don’t follow politics in England, America, Canada, or Australia. However I do follow and adore the señoritas o señoras. Let’s face it, men need women. Women don’t need men, but women can certainly enjoy having men around. The good news is that women are often good for men. We men can count our blessings. They know what is best for we males. However sometimes it’s tough being a male!
Quite right, Alberto. Politics is a silly game: if it were serious, people wouldn’t keep electing males to high office, after all. Better to concentrate on the most important things in life: women, basically.
Best wishes
S
Gulf of Mexico? Did you mean “Gulf of America?”
Well, there’s certainly a gulf…..
Nonny
Why would we name it after Canada’s 11th province?
More seriously, how about everyone just settle on a name we can all happily agree on, like the Gulf of Hathaway?
Best wishes
S
You guys have mothers over there? I always assumed British babies were grown in fields.
To be honest, I’ve never been quite sure where babies come from, Curiously. I heard once it’s maybe something to do with storks? I asked my SO about it, soon after we got married, but she just laughed and said there was no reason I’d ever need to know so it wasn’t worth worrying my little head about it. So I never have.
Best wishes
S