This blog’s all in favour of domestic tyranny, of course – despotism begins at home – but has mixed feelings about war. Nonetheless, today, as so often before, we pay tribute to those heroines who fought in a war they did not seek*, to overthrow a cruel, oppressive patriarchy and replace it with the cruel and oppressive matrarchy the good boys who read this blog fervently wish for.
* You might imagine that the female supremacist side started the war but you’d be wrong (male, are you? Yeah, that explains it. You’re probably wrong about a lot of things – don’t worry, there’s plenty of women who can set you right). They were no more responsible for the war than a wife wearily sighing “Oh darling, don’t make me whip you again!” is responsible for the consequences of your impertinence. The losing side in WWM had only themselves to blame, and if they didn’t take that opportunity to do so and apologise to their superiors, the survivors had plenty of time for that after the war.
Being shot in a metal chastity device sounds like it would really hurt what’s locked inside.
Only superficial flesh wounds, just like the lady says. It hurts, sure, but no damage to anything important.
Best wishes
S
Just going to put Mistress favourite wine in the fridge, find my favourite red lipstick and check there is plenty of lube in the drawer beside Mistress’ bed. Ooooh sounds like sissy is going to have a wonderful night.
That does sound like a good evening, Melissa. Imagine if those heroines of WWM hadn’t made the sacrifices they had – sissies like you might have had to ‘hang out with the guys’ or watch tedious sports, or play computer games or something to while away the evening. This blog is proud to honour their service.
Best wishes
S
Even the thought of a Good Boy First Class medal puts a tear in my eye, a patriotic skip in my mince, and a little twitch in my panties.
What a lovely idea. Something to aspire to.
Nonny
Yeah. You know, you do actually have to do something brave first, right, Nonny?
Mind you, if you’re given an order to do something dangerous by a superior (i.e. female) servicewoman, you’d have to be quite brave to refuse. Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to curtsey and scamper off in the direction of the enemy.
But it’s all worth it, for the joy of marching proudly at heel in the annual parade, with your ‘Good Boy’ medal dangling from your collar.
Best wishes
S
”OK, ladies, listen up!! We are in a critical phase right now. The international media is becoming increasingly critical of the way we treat mutt prisoners. I think everyone is going soft, but the pictures of mutts crying as they lay wounded are real and we have to explain our methods, any ideas?”
The meeting of female top brass was not out of the ordinary, but there were concerns about how the media is portraying our brave female soldiers.
General Alice of the 1st Battalion, Bathwater Infantry Regiment: ”How have we got here? Only last year the TV was full of praise for our wonderful soldiers and how they dealt with mutt terrorists. Now it is all ”poor sissies” and ”how cute the mutts are in their pink and grey uniforms dresses”. it is ridiculous. We are winning for goddesses sake, we are the victors.”
Colonel Mara of the 3rd Pastry Rifles: ”The problem has been that in some households the sissy is allowed to watch the TV news and when they see mutts being shot or even just whipped, they start to cry, this leads to their wives and owners feeling some sympathy. We need a media campaign to show the awful things the sissy mutts do, the intention they have to overturn over a century of the gynarchy.”
….And so some high ranking female executives from international media companies were invite to a showing of a film with mutts being very rude and naughty and not at all dainty and sweet, as they should be.
It was explained what would happen if the mutts were to win the war and they were shown the strength of the opposition to our way of life.
Slowly by slowly, the media began to support the war effort.
They began to be more critical of the mutt rebels, no more were shown cute sissy mutts in their pink mini dresses and heels. Now the truth of their intentions were talked about and discussed.
As one famous female commentator said, ”imagine if men were free to do as they pleased, were able to vote and own property, what sort of society would we have?
It is unthinkable!!!”
…….and so it is.
Zoe
That’s right, Ms Zoe. Sadly, peace will come only through violent conflict and (less sadly) true liberation only through brual oppression.
All sensible males will suppport the war effort, if they know what’s good for them; while most of those who don’t know can be taught, with enough time and effort. And those who won’t learn… well, those weapons won’t test themselves, will they?
Best wishes
S