Good boys always follow

As Ms Harry said, and I don’t think there’s any arguing with that.

I’m just relieved that the pins all the bridesmaids were issued with are for symbolic purposes. I’d imagined… well, it doesn’t matter, does it?
Males have difficulty sometimes in following through the logical consequences of their own statements. It’s not really their fault, they’re just morons.
Her company takes bullying very seriously. So does she.
Part of the reason the Kerbside Sexist Service is so popular, of course, is the generous rebates of up to 1000% on the subscription fee, paid by the sexists themselves. It makes ‘peace of mind’ very affordable.
If you do mind, she doesn’t.
Yeah, weird that. Mine are mostly for locksmiths, for reasons I’ve never understood, but at least that’s not something my SO could find objectionable, I suppose.

10 thoughts on “Good boys always follow”

  1. “Yes, that is why they are called jump leads actually”.

    “Crocodile clips?”.

    “No idea. Never really thought about it”.

    Mr M

    1. “A box of crocodile clips, boy, and make it snappy!”

      Thank you, thank you… I’ll be here all week.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. Those three males could just apply for another job elsewhere. I’m sure they are tired of getting wedgies for leaving the toilet seat up, or speaking without permission, or not hitting their quota. Tired of getting beaten senseless over her knee and over her desk with a belt for being one minute late or messing up her coffee order. Or sometimes being forced to work an hour earlier than scheduled and work overtime to massage her feet, among other very personal, rather sexually humiliating services. But then again, the contract says “no opt out”, so if they try resigning, she can round them all up, take them home with her, to really teach them a lesson in loyalty and submission to authority. They really should be grateful. At least the pay is great.

    1. I think that’s a fair assessment, Squaw. There are pluses and minuses in almost any job and although it can be uncomfortable at times working under a really hard-driving boss, there are certainly compensations such as the feeling of achievement – or just relief – when she’s satisfied with your performance.

      As for the pay, it’s not that great as the company’s been trying hard to achieve gender pay parity and because there are still some high-paid men near the top of the company nearing retirement, most of the pain has to be felt by males working lower down. But the overall incentive package is pretty impressive, all things consisdered.

      Best wishes

      S

  3. Caption 1: “I’m just relieved that the pins all the bridesmaids were issued with are for symbolic purposes. I’d imagined… well, it doesn’t matter, does it?”

    If she is saying they are things you care about, and popping them during a wedding ceremony, then I’d say its more than symbolic. Obviously, thats all going away for you, forever. You should have gotten a grip seeing the vows she made you take, to “worship, fear, and obey” her until death do us part. And then making you kneel and kiss her feet afterward.

    1. The civil or church marriage ceremony itself is essentially symbolic, I’d say, but the ‘real’ exchange of vows (not to mention fitting him with his wedding rings) is entirely real.

      Best wishes

      S

    1. He does, Maria. He’ll start making some screamingly funny noises in a moment, too, once she swicthes the power on. It’s all part of the service.

      Best wishes

      S

    1. Oh, you should insist on a perfect wedding, Maria. My SO did, and took me through everything in excruciating detail beforehand, to make sure I didn’t mess it up. I was quite anxious, actually, and I still made one or two mistakes, but she was determined not to let those ruin her day – so she made a few notes, to discuss later. I have to say my anxiety didn’t become any less, after that, but everything worked out just the way she wanted it, in the end.

      Best wishes

      S

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