Spare the rod and spoil the marriage

Don’t worry: these ladies won’t.

Some wives are actually quite liberal in extending ‘permission to ask’ – one of my SO’s friends lets her boys beg whenever they like, says she rather enjoys it.
Especially when you’re wearing the pink one.
Of course, if you don’t enjoy it, you can always just wait until she orders you to argue or complain, then you can tell her all about how you feel.
For non-British readers; if a domme ever accuses you of ‘taking the piss’, she’s not referring to your impressive swallowing technique during toilet-play, she’s probably quite cross with you (‘pissed-off’ even).
If she holds her hand in the right place, they won’t see the leash, either.
One of my SO’s former girlfriends was an ears, nose and throat specialist. It was quite a relief when I discovered she specialised in removing tonsils, not ‘tonsils’.

… and as an extra, here’s a sweet little femdom video if you like that sort of thing.

4 thoughts on “Spare the rod and spoil the marriage”

  1. “And, whatever you do, don’t get any on his ‘tonsils’. It makes it almost impossible to get them into the clinical waste bag”.

    Mr M

    1. I think it’s a shame that these days ‘tonsils’ are disposed of as potentially hazardous bio-waste. The occasional novelty paperweight never hurt anyone.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. Your ongoing tonsillectomy gag has me actually wanting my glands (on the inside of my throat, not elsewhere) removed, if only so there can never be such confusion.

    1. When she straps you to the bed, you can (somewhat hoarsely) gasp out: “you’re wasting your time, I had my tonsils out years ago!’

      Best wishes

      S

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