Up to her

How can the shopping trip be over when your credit cards are all still below their limits?
Make sure you get a receipt. It’s not that she doesn’t trust you, but £20 is four times your weekly allowance and she doesn’t want you to have to face that kind of temptation.
Men who try reading snip-lit are often disappointed – expecting it to be full of descriptions of vicious gadgets and gore. But women are actually much more interested in the character development. Sure, she’s tied him to the bed and she’s slowly castrating him, but how is that going to make her feel?
It’s actually quite common for the woman to provide most of the love in the relationship.
Oh, and that scene you wrote where she’s standing on your back? Just be a love and make sure there’s a firm hand-hold out of camera shot, will you?
Look at that happy face. Isn’t that worth just a little pain, hmm? Of course it is. So having established that, if instead it’s a lot of pain she inflicts, we’re really only haggling about the price, not the basic principle, right?

8 thoughts on “Up to her”

  1. And there’s the rub……

    I love her and I love to see her so relaxed and content.

    And she rarely breaks my skin, and the bruises do disappear quickly (more slowly these days).

    So if it makes her happy……..

    Mr Mouse

    1. Happy, or even ‘mildly amused’, Mr Mouse. Lucky, the male whose romantic partner is a sadist, as they can be pleased with so little effort on our part. Sometimes I feel a bit guilty, that all I’m really doing is dangling there from the ceiling hook with her doing all the work, but she says she prefers it that way.

      Best wishes

      S

    1. Yeah, but it’s a bit cursory, Mr N. I mean, would she like it if he read some prize-winning snip-lit novel and just summed it up as “That one where the ex-wives make a pact to castrate their ex-husbands… and there’s that scene with a blow-torch or a soldering iron or something like that”? I mean, it captures the essentials but it misses so much.

      Interestingly, I understand that the nanofibres from Liu Cixin’s book have featured in a lot of subsequent snip-lit stories, so there’s obviously a lot of cross-over between the genres. And the ‘mutually assured castration’ theme in Two at Once draws on similar game-theoretic principles to those explored in the 3BP.

      Best wishes

      S

    1. Don’t worry, Mr A, it’s very much about the man’s feelings too. She won’t feel it unless you’re feeling it, you know?

      Best wishes

      S

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