Vacation, all I ever wanted (6)

Quick reminder (most readers of this blog being male and thus having poor verbal reasoning and comprehension skills): holiday period, Servitor’s therefore in kennels for the duration and unable to reply to comments no matter how deliciously humiliating and abusive. Posts will continue to appear thanks to an automatic queuing algorithm, which also writes the captions (which is why they are better than the usual rubbish).  Back 26th-ish, SO and her boyfriend permitting.

Vacation, all I ever wanted

It’s that holiday time again.  Sun, sand, sea and sangria – so it’s kennel time for poor old Servitor for two weeks.  Still: at least I won’t get rabies. As has become a tradition, I’ll queue up a daily post of three random, mostly slightly old but previously unpublished captions.


She should be home to let me out in about two weeks, I understand.


Enjoy.










To wear that ball and chain

It’s been the ruin of many a poor boy.

She has.  Twice already just this week, actually.














Can’t disagree with that.

He’s actually going to be hotter here at home than she is on the beach, oddly enough.
She volunteered for the sexual crimes squad. Said she wanted to give something back.








Yeah… yeah.  Just pretend.  It’s fine.  Go with it.
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