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| A 2% productivity boost from employing an intern for nothing? I think the shareholders are going to like those numbers – so open wide and don’t spill a drop. |
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| And then we’ll discuss office attire – she has some ideas for him on that. |
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| Surprisingly, given the efforts they’ve put into his training, poochie does not always do exactly as he’s told. |
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| Almost anything you like. |
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| That’s actually a joke: no woman has ever fallen asleep while having sexual intercourse with me. There just isn’t time. Or opportunity. |
