Ages since I did one of these. I am afraid the muse just doesn’t strike me quite as often as she used to.
Turning points! Captioned images of situations that are not femdom! But might be.. do you see?
Oh, just click on ‘turning points’ in the side menu bar thing there if you don’t understand. Or just look at the pictures of pretty ladies and masturbate anyway. Doesn’t bother me!
Cabin boy?
Where does one sign?
Oh, nothing so formal is required. Just find a seedy looking pub down by the docks, and you should soon find yourselves in the hands of the press gang. Twenty years is the normal term of service, I understand.